User:Gordonfan

Hi! I am new to this wikia. I am a girl member and a Gordon freak! (freaky, huh?) I also love horses and cats.

My favorite engines are(in order of liking): Gordon, James, Lady, and Hiro. I wish Lady would be on more often :( Other than Thomas and friends I am also interested in greek mythology and history. Other than my favorites I will not answer any questions about my name, state, age, etc.

I love RPGing and playing on websites. This is the web address for my www.howrse.com page:

www.howrse.com/joueur/fiche/?id=26865469

''' You Know You Are Obsessed With Thomas the Tank Engine When.......... '''

1. You have dreams of the engines "coming soon to a town near you"

2. You have trouble believing that Thomas and Friends is fiction and that trains can't talk

3. You have a syndrome of drawing red ink hearts around your most fave engine

4. You always think your fave engine of the opposite gender will one day call and ask you out

5. You know almost all of the Thomas and Friends sing-alongs by heart

6. You call the fave engine of yours of the opposite gender your "one true love"

''' If the Steam Team were horses.......... '''

Thomas would be a blue roan Mustang colt

Edward would be an old bay Pinto that is a retired breeding horse

Henry would be a chestnut Pinto gelding that usually gets lame often

Gordon would be a black Friesian stallion

James would be a blood bay Kathiawari gelding

Percy would be a black-and-white Miniature Horse

Toby would be a brown Thoroughbred

Emily would be a bay Quarter Horse

 #1 A New Addition, Part 1 (sequel to May's "Thomas and Lady's Return") 

Thomas: Ok, Lady, let me get this straight. YOU'RE PREGNANT??!!

Lady: Yes, I am.

Thomas: You must be joking.

Lady: I am not.

Thomas: Oh, gosh. My wife is a pregnant train. I've never heard of a pregnant train!

Lady: Thomas, I know it's hard to believe, but you just have to get used to it. And once you do, you can spread the news.

Narrator: So Thomas did. A few days later, he went out to tell the news.

Thomas: Percy, you're gonna be an UNCLE!!!!!

Percy: Has your brain gone mad????!!!!

Thomas: No it has not! Lady is pregnant. Yes, yes, I know, you've never heard of a train being pregnant train, but within nine months you'll believe me.

Narrator: So Percy got serious and believed Thomas.

Percy: Ok, I believe you, I know you can't tell a lie.

Narrator: So then Thomas told Gordon and James.

Gordon: You can't be serious!

James: Really!

Thomas: Well in nine months you'll believe me.

Gordon: Maybe, maybe not.

James: I believe Thomas now, he never tells a lie!

Thomas: See, Gordon?

Gordon: mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

Thomas: I take that as a yes.

''' Before You Read Part 2.......... '''

I want to warn you before you read Part 2 to "A New Addition" It may be very weird and confusing.

It's confusing because it will contain things I have used in most of stories I wrote in first grade or dreamed of at that time to mix my love of Thomas and Friends and horses. So, if you want something weird to read, go read part 2. If not, stick with part 1 and have what happens next remain a mystery.

 #2 A New Addition, Part 2 (please don't read if you don't want to puke) 

Nine Months later............

Narrator: One day Lady was waking up and felt a sharp pain. Lady instantly knew what was happening.

Lady: I'm giving birth! (this is not the part I talked about that will make everyone puke)

Thomas: (he heard what Lady said and woke up) What?!

Lady: *pants* it's time.

Thomas: Don't worry Lady, I will stay by your side.

30 minutes later...........

Lady: *pants* It's a boy.

Thomas: Really?! *looks around* A Horse?! (this is it. Now let's all puke in glee harmony)

Lady: Yes. A handsome chestnut colt.

Thomas: What shall we call him?

Lady: Firestorm. Because his chestnut coat looks like a bright fire started by a storm

Thomas: Well, that's a good name. For a smart-looking colt like him. He'll probably be a good racer.

The End

 #3 Gordon and Tina's Wedding 

(Theme song "Thriller" by Michael Jackson begins)

Narrator: One day Gordon and Tina were on a date when Gordon pulled out a ring.

Gordon: Tina, my very beautiful one, will you marry me?

Tina: Yes. I love you, Gordon.

Narrator: The next day Gordon and Tina told the news.

Tina: Gordon and I are getting married!

Lady: Wonderful!

Nina: I can't believe it, Tina!

Tina: Would you both like to be my bridesmaids?

Lady: Sure! Thomas would love to be part of your wedding as much as I do.

Nina: So would Percy!

Emily: Can I get the cake?

Tina: Why Emily of course you can.

Narrator: So Tina and Gordon went to the sheds to rest.

Thomas (he is talking to Lady): Well that's very kind of them asking us to be one of the bridesmaids and groomsmaids. They were our bridesmaids and groomsmaids at our wedding, remember?

Lady: Ah, yes....I remember.

Narrator: The next day was the wedding day. Emily had the cake there in time, everyone was ready for the wedding. And Hiro was the priest (like he was in Thomas and Lady's wedding)

Hiro: Dearly beloved we gather here in holy wedlock for marriage of Gordon and Tina. Tina, do you take Gordon as your husband, in health and in sickness, till death do you part?

Tina: I do.

Hiro: Gordon, do you take Tina as your wife, in health and in sickness, till death do you part?

Gordon: I do.

Hiro: Now I may pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride. Narrator: after the wedding was a big party with lots of music.

DJ: Who in here wants some fun?

The Engines: *cheers*

(The song "Shout!" begins)

"You know you make me wanna shout with my hands up! Shout!.......... Shout!.......... Shout!"

The End

#4: Gordon, Tina, and Starlight

(Theme song "Thriller" by Michael Jackson starts)

Narrator: one Morning Gordon and Tina, were sleeping when Gordon woke Tina up and said.

Gordon: "Good morning, sleepyhead"

Tina: good Morning Dear.

Gordon: what are you doing today.

Tina: nothing speacel.

Gordon: well I have to leave soon to pull the express.

Narrator: he said, and after a breakfast of bacon, Ham, and Eggs Gordon left to take the express.

Tina: Time for some soda.

Narrator: just Then her Sister Nina came to visit.

Nina: hey sister.

Tina: hey Nina, want to do something.

Nina: we could watch a movie.

 #5: Being a Part-Time Dad is Awesome 

(theme song "Thriller" by Michael Jackson starts)

Mr. Conductor: Remember the last story I told you about Tina and her foal?

Becky: Yes I remember.

Mr. Conductor: Well today I'm going to tell a story about Gordon and how he thinks of his new life as a part-time dad.

Gordon: *chuff's* in the shed* Hey Tina.

Tina: Hi Gordon.

Starlight: *whimpers* dada

Gordon: *picks up Starlight* How's my little girl?

Starlight: dada

Tina: She's been like that all day.

Gordon: Really?

Tina: Ever since you left to pull the express Starlight's been bawling for you like crazy.

Starlight: *yawns*

Gordon: Well I guess that means it's time for your nap.

Starlight: dada

Gordon: shhhhh......Time for bed Starlight.

Starlight: *whimpers*

Gordon: Good night, Starlight. *kisses Starlight on the forehead*

Narrator: the next day Gordon was pulling the Express when Edward chuffed up to him.

Edward: You have to go to the sheds now.

Gordon: Why?

Edward: It's something about Starlight.

Narrator: Gordon was shocked. He wanted to know desperately what was wrong with Starlight.

Gordon: I'm coming.

Narrator: He was racing full speed to the sheds. Tina was waiting for him.

Tina: Starlight's sick.

Narrator: Gordon was worried. He didn't know what would happen to Starlight.

Gordon: We must get the vet at once.

Narrator: Tina quickly got the vet while Gordon stayed with Starlight.

Vet: What is wrong with this little filly?

Gordon: She feels really hot and won't eat or drink.

Narrator: So the vet examined Starlight.

Vet: Just what I expected. She has a fever. You two need to take good care of her and give her some of this medicine.

Narrator: He gave out a medicine prescription. Within a few days Starlight got better.

Gordon: Tina, I think I should spend less time pulling the express.

Tina: Well if that's what you want then go tell Sir Topham Hatt.

Narrator: So that's what Gordon did. He told Sir Topham Hatt immediately

STH: So you want to cut 15 minutes off your 45-minutes-a-day-express shift?

Gordon: Yes, sir. I keep on worrying about Starlight.

STH: Ok, I will cut 15 minutes off of your express time. So now it will be 30 min.

Gordon: Thank you, sir.

The End

#6: Firestorm and Starlight  

(theme song "Thriller" by Michael Jackson starts)

Narrator: One day a chestnut colt named Firestorm, who was the foal of Thomas and Lady, and a black filly named Starlight, who was the foal of Gordon and Tina, both trotted by a lake and drank there. Suddenly, they started quarreling over who was the fastest and strongest foal.

Firestorm: I'm the strongest and fastest.

Starlight: No, I am! My dad's the strongest and fastest engine on Sodor, so I should be too!

Narrator: they fought about it all day long, until finally Astoria, the red roan filly of Hiro and Lil, galloped up beside Firestorm.

Astoria: Do you both want to listen to a story?

Firestorm/Starlight: Yeah!

Astoria: Well then follow me and my dad will tell a story about how Firestorm's dad saved him from scrap.

Narrator: So Firestorm and Starlight followed Astoria and listened to the story.

Hiro: ...............So Firestorm's dad found me after he broke his brakes in a race with a silver engine Named Spencer and promised me he would make me really useful again...............

Firestorm: No way my dad did that!

Hiro: (chuckles) Well, ask your dad to tell you the story again.

Lil: Time for dinner!

Firestorm: Ok!, see you Astoria I must head home now.

Narrator: So Hiro finished the story and Firestorm went home and asked his dad to tell the story again. Then when his dad finished telling the story he had to tell Firestorm something.

Thomas: I heard you and Starlight were arguing over who was the strongest and fastest.

Firestorm: Yes we were daddy.

Thomas: Well I don't want you fighting with Starlight over that again. Now go and take a nap like mommy asked.

Firestorm: Yes daddy.

Narrator: The same thing was happening at the place Starlight lived. Edward-- A good friend of Gordon-- went to see Gordon during the middle of Starlight's nap.

Edward: Hey Gordon!

Gordon: Hey Edward!

Tina: will You two be quiet for a while because Starlight is sleeping.

Edward: I have brought some cards want to play.

Tina: sure, but lets try to keep it down.

Gordon: lets play Black Jack.

Narrator: said Gordon and from then on Starlight and Firestorm got along with each other well.

The End

#7: A Brave Challenge

(theme song "Thriller" by Michael Jackson begins)

Narrator: It was a usual summer day on the Island of Sodor. Birds were singing, bees were stinging their freakin' butts off--

STH: Hey, knock that off or I'll be the narrator!!!

Narrator: Sorry. Anyways, Lady was telling some good news to all the engines, well it wasn't good news for her.

Lady: *sigh* this weekend my older brother Malk will be visiting.

Emily: Wonderful! Aren't you excited?

Lady: No I am not.

Molly: *shocked* why?!

Lady: For one thing, he's highly annoying to the gut. Second, he talks about nothing but World War II. And third: HE DRIVES YOU OFF THE DEEP END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily: Geez, what if he's cute?

Molly: Yeah, and maybe even hot????!!!!

Emily/Molly: AAAAHHHH!!!! *giggles**chuff's off*

Lady: Aurgh! Girly-girls. They think every boy in the world is oh-so-cute-and-hot! Grrrr.....

Narrator: And so Lady chuffed to the Quarry. She was having trouble getting the Troublesome Trucks to behave.

Troublesome Trucks: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

Lady: *sigh* this is going to be a long work day.

Narrator: Just then Gordon came up.

Gordon: Having trouble with those trucks?

Lady: What are you doing here?!

Gordon: The Express is canceled today, so at least I get a day or two off. I decided to take a little stroll 'round the Island to pass the time. Do you need some help?

Lady: Yes, thank you very much.

Gordon: Doing this is nothing. *looks at the troublesome trucks* Alright, SHUT UP YOU DISRESPECTFUL MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Troublesome Trucks: Uh-oh

Lady: Thanks Gordon.

Gordon: It was nothing, really. I used to do this a long time ago.

Narrator: Just then a brown tender engine chuffed up on the other side of Lady.

Lady: Hi Malk.

Malk: Hello, Lady. Is this your husband Thomas, I suppose?

Lady: No, Thomas is at home. This is Gordon, one of Thomas's friends.

Malk: Hello, Gordon. Want to hear about how handgrenades worked in World War II?

Gordon: *groans*

Lady: Back off, Malk. We don't want to hear it!

Malk: Ah, one of those history haters got you didn't they?

Lady: SHUT UP MALK AND GET LOST BEFORE YOU GO TICK OFF SOMEONE ELSE TO THE GUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malk: ok, ok. Geez, sis.

Narrator: So Malk chuffed away to his shed, which was Emily's old shed. Emily chuffed by and saw him.

Emily: OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!! HE IS REALLLLLLLY HOT AND CUTE!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Malk: Hey you green engine, Want to hear some facts about World War II?

Emily: I'd LOVE to!

Narrator: So they talked the whole afternoon about World War II, then lady came up.

Lady: well Emily looks like you meet Malk.

Emily: I did and he is so hot and cute.

Malk: Thanks, now sis could you take me to see Thomas.

Lady: *groans* all right Malk lets go.

Narrator: she said and they left, Emily could not stop imangening being with him.

Thomas: hey Lady who is this.

Lady: My brother Malk.

Thomas: I did not know you had a brother.

Lady: thats why I did not tell you, HE JUST DRIVES YOU OFF THE DEEP END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. and the only think he talks about is World War II.

Malk: Thats right, so do you want to hear about how Tanks where made.

Lady: Dear god no, If your going to talk about that I will go check on Firestorm.

Thomas: sure Malk.

Malk: FIRESTORM !!!!!!?

Thomas: yep a horse.

Malk:(puking) HUGH, I am sorry but that is weird an Engine haveing a horse, I am still trying figure out how engine's have (Bleep), so how about we continue talking about tanks.

Narrator: he said, Meanwhile Lady was watching some T.V and eating a snack.

Lady: why did mom have to send Malk here.

Narrator: so she called her mom.

Lady:(ringing)............. Hey mom is Malk just visiting?

Lady's Mom: no my dear, I figured out that It was time for him to live on his own so I called Sir Topham Hatt and he said that Malk can live on the Island, so now you can spend allot of time working together.

Lady: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (spits out her Coal) Mom you know I only left for the Island because of Malk.

Lady's Mom: got to go (phone hags up)

Narrator: Lady was in a state of shock, then Thomas came in.

Thomas: whats wrong?

Lady: M.m.m.m. Malk is going to live with us on the Island.

Narrator: just then James arrived for a visit.

James: hey Thomas how is Firestorm?

Thomas: he is doing fine, so how is Daisy.

James: fine, she has groan a little she is out hanging with Molly, got to go I have a goods train to take.

Narrator: he said and left, soon Percy and Nina came to see them.

Percy: hey guys what are you watching.

Lady: I was about to watch King of the Hill want to join.

Percy: sure.

Nina: ok.

Thomas: I have to go Lady and run my branch line.

Narrator: he said Just then Gordon rushed by with the Express.

Thomas: Hey Annie and Clarabel.

Annie: hey Thomas how is Lady.

Thomas: good.

Clarabel: well lets go.

Narrator: then Spencer pulled up.

Spencer:(smugly) hello Thomas how has Lady been?

Thomas: what are you doing here Spencer.

Spencer: just visiting.

Narrator: then Malk came up.

Malk: hey Silver Engine, want to hear about WWII.

Spencer: no way.

Malk: time to call you a Git.

Narrator: he said, and Spencer left, Later Spencer pulled up next to the sheds.

Spencer: anyone there.

Narrator: he said, soon Percy opened the door.

Spencer: what are you doing here Percy.

Percy: I am watching Firestorm while Lady is out.

Spencer: well can i see the Child.

Firestorm: who is at the Door Percy?

Percy: it is just Spencer.

Firestorm: can I meet him?

Percy: sure come on in Spencer.

Firestorm: so your Spencer, I did not expect you to be an A4 pacific.

Spencer:(Smirking) well if you think I am Cool, Then I should tell you about this strong Diesel.

Percy: Firestorm go watch T.V please.

Firestorm: ok Percy.

Narrator: and when he left, Percy talked to Spencer.

Percy: are you crazy, don't tell him about Diesel 10.

Spencer: why not.

Percy: just get out of here!

Narrator: he said, and Spencer left Percy Did not Know that Firestorm was listening to them Talk.

Firestorm: who is Diesel 10.

Narrator: he said, so he left to see Starlight and ask her.

Firestorm: hey Starlight.

Starlight: Hey Firestorm

Firestorm: do you anything bout Diesel 10.

Starlight: no But my father might.

Narrator: she said, and went to see Gordon.

Starlight: dad, Firestorm wants to know about Diesel 10.

Gordon:(Sighing) I knew this day would come, ok here is the story, Diesel 10 was a very evil Diesel he had a Claw that could crush anything, he had only 1 mission to take out all the steam engines, His main Target was your Mother Firestorm.

Firestorm: she was......

Narrator: but before he could say anything else the Front door blew open and in came Diesel 10.

Diesel 10: HA, HA, HA, HA, I am back, oh and Thanks for telling them about me.

Gordon: kids get into the other room now.

Diesel 10: ah Gordon tell me where Lady is NOW!.

Narrator: He said, and when Gordon did not he left to search for her, Then Thomas came in.

Thomas: hey Gordon, wheres Firestorm.

Firestorm: DAD!

Gordon: Thomas Lady is in Danger.

Thomas: by what.

Gordon: BY him!!! are worst Fear has come true, Diesel 10 has returned.

Thomas: Well are you hurt Firestorm.

Firestorm: no Daddy.

Narrator: then Lady pulled in.

Lady: Come on son time to go.

Gordon: Lady why don't you sit down.

Thomas: Lady Your in Danger, Diesel 10 has come back.

Lady: What Well this sucks because If Malk finds Diesel 10 and he ticks him off Malk will be Crushed.

Thomas: should we tell the others.

Lady: no then Caos well happen, Gordon can Firestorm stay here for now.

Gordon: sure.

Narrator: he said and they Left.

Starlight: you can sleep in my room with me for now.

Firestorm: thanks.

Starlight: your welcome.

Narrator: Later when they were sleeping, Hiro called.

Hiro: Gordon I need your help, Astoria has been taken by Diesel 10.

Gordon: I am comeing over.

Tina: were are you going?

Gordon: Astoria has been taken by Diesel 10, and Hiro needs my help.

Tina: ok.

Narrator: she said, soon Gordon Found Emily and Malk.

Gordon: Emily I need you and Malk to help me find Astoria she has been Taken by Diesel 10.

Emily: right were on it, Come on Malk.

Narrator: and they set off, Soon Gordon was at Hiro's home.

Hiro: thanks for coming.

Gordon: I have Emily and Lady's brother Malk out looking for her.

Hiro: thats good.

Narrator: Just then Starlight galloped up.

Starlight: DAD!!

Gordon: What are you doing here??!! I thought I told you to stay home!

Starlight: Sorry, but I saw Astoria while I was at home.

Gordon/Hiro: YOU DID??!!

Starlight: Yes, she was at the window, I let her in she was crying. and She said,"Please, don't let that monster kill me" then she passed out. I saw scars on her body, as if she fought for her life to get away from Diesel 10.

Gordon: We must get home AT ONCE!! Astoria might be in danger still. Are Firestorm and Percy still there?

Starlight: Yes. When I left to tell you this they promised me that that will do their best do make Astoria better. And Firestorm whispered this to my ear just before I left, "I will risk my life to protect her" As if he was paying his life to make sure Astoria stays alive. He didn't want her to die, not when she got this far to stay alive from Diesel 10.

Gordon: What a brave kid. Let's go.

Narrator: when they got there, Diesel 10 was there before they did.

Diesel 10: HA, HA, HA, Well it looks like I have more to kill now, Splodge come here.

Splater: we toled you all ready it is Splater.

Dodge: and Dodge.

Splater: I dont know why we joined up with him in the first place.

Starlight: I'm not letting you lay your claw on Astoria OR Firestorm!

Diesel 10: Such a brave tone, but From such a weak girl. Splodge keep them at bay. now it is time for you two to die!

Narrator: Starlight felt like her whole body was on fire when he said those words. In fact, her body WAS on fire!

Splater: uh Boss?

Dodge: you might want to turn around!.

Diesel 10: for what?

Starlight: *rushes up to Diesel 10* AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Diesel 10*

Narrator: Diesel 10 was absolutely shocked. He had no idea that Starlight would attack him with fire!

Diesel 10: I'M ON FIRE!!!!!

Starlight: *stops attacking* NOW do you have second thoughts on attacking my friends?

Diesel 10: *settles down* You may have got me this time, Starlight, but you won't win next time! cause I am going to destroy something Important to you all, Splodge lets go.

Narrator: and they set off, Then Emily and Malk came in.

Malk: how is she.

Lil: my god what Happen to your funnel.

Malk: I found them and started to biff and bash Diesel 10, Astoria got free and ran back here, he then Riped of my funnel and pushed me to the ground.

Narrator: he said and Lil helped Emily get Malk to Lady's home.

Starlight: Dad.....why did my body set on fire?

Gordon: well, I've never told you this...but...You have elemental powers.

Starlight: What?

Gordon: That means you have the power to change your body into 5 different elements. Water,Fire,Earth,Metal, and Air. You use these to fight enemies and to protect your friends.

Starlight: Wow.....

Gordon: But you must know how to use them wisely. I must send you to training with Pegasus, the Vicar's cart horse. He has elemental powers too and knows how to use them wisely. Firestorm and Astoria will go there with you too.

Starlight: They have elemental powers too?!

Gordon: All horses who has train parents do.

Narrator: I must not tell you what happens next, or I'll spoil the next story.....

 Interests 

Charlie the Unicorn

Thomas and Friends

Ice Age

Warren Barfield's "Love is Not A Fight"

America's Funniest Home Videos

Fireproof

Wii Sports Bowling

Mario Kart

Full House

Casting Crowns

The Trail Of Painted Ponies

 The 3 Wise Men 

Diesel as King Herod

Diesel 10 as Belial

Thomas as Tobias

Lady as Sara

Gordon as Gaspar

Edward as Balthazar

Henry as Melchior

Hiro as Alfredo

Percy as Arestabulis

James as Ligini (I think)

 Ice Age 3 

Gordon as Manny

Thomas as Sid

Emily as Ellie

James as Diego

Bill as Crash

Ben as Eddie

Diesel 10 as Buck

 Charlie the Unicorn 

Gordon as Charlie

James as Pink Unicorn

Henry as Blue Unicorn

Edward as The Magical Leoplurodon

The Narrow Gauge Engines as The Candy Mountain Dancers

Victor as The Slug