Off the Rails

"Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch. Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch. All on a Monday morning!"

- The boys singing rudely at Gordon

Off the Rails, retitled Gordon Takes a Dip in American releases, is the twenty-fourth episode of the first season. In the US, it aired on the Shining Time Station episodes, Too Many Cooks in 1989 and Bad Luck Day on Shining Time Station in 1993.

Plot
One morning, Gordon is resting at Knapford while noting to himself that being important can sometimes be very tiring, yet he must keep up on his appearance. Henry suddenly pulls up and wakes Gordon rudely, who becomes very cross, believing that an engine who has never had an accident should be respected. Percy arrives and innocently asks if jammed whistles and burst safety valves count as accidents. Gordon denies it and tells Percy that those sorts of malfunctions could happen to any engine, not like Henry who came off the rails.

It is Henry's day to take the Express. As he prepares to leave, Gordon warns him not to come off the rails, much to his annoyance. When Henry leaves, Gordon tries to go back to sleep, but then his driver soon wakes him telling him that they have been asked to pull a special goods train. Gordon scoffs at the idea of having to take trucks, as he would rather take coaches.

Gordon's fire is unable to burn right away, so Edward comes to push him to the turntable to be turned around. Gordon complains the whole way and Edward rebukes him as they reach the turntable. By now, the movement has gotten Gordon's fire burning nicely and making steam. As the turntable turns, Gordon is so cross that he is willing to do anything that stops him from taking the special regardless of the consequences. When the table gets halfway round, he moves forward in an attempt to jam it like last time. However Gordon is unable to stop and slides down some unused rails into a ditch. Gordon is horrified and wants to get out, but his crew crossly tell him that he was being silly and is stuck.

In his office, the Fat Controller receives a phone call and told everything that has happened. Seeing Gordon from his window, he arranges to have Edward take the special train and chooses to leave Gordon where he is for now. Meanwhile, some little boys come by and start to tease Gordon with a rhyme, leaving him humiliated.

Gordon stays in the ditch for hours and no rescue team comes until late at night. After extensive work preparing sleepers to keep him out of the mud, he is pulled out from the ditch by James and Henry.

Afterwards, a filthy and disgraced Gordon crawls back to the shed, much sadder and wiser for his experience.

Characters

 * Edward
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * Percy
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * The Little Boys
 * James (does not speak)
 * The Märklin Engine (cameo)

Locations

 * Vicarstown Sheds
 * Tidmouth Sheds
 * Knapford
 * Sir Topham Hatt's Office

Trivia

 * This episode is based on the story of the same name from The Railway Series book, Gordon the Big Engine.
 * The telephone conversation is a sped up version of conversation between the policeman and the Fat Controller in Thomas in Trouble.
 * According to the boys' song, the events of this episode take place on a Monday.
 * Gordon's accident is inspired by an accident that happened on 1952 August 12 when a tender engine feel into a muddy ditch
 * In the US, this episode aired before Whistles and Sneezes, so early American viewers would not understand the "jammed whistles" line.
 * A scrap model of Thomas can be seen beside the ditch.
 * When Gordon is shown being lifted from the ditch, an engine's lights can be seen passing on the left. This is believed to be the Märklin engine.
 * The boys' song, "Silly Old Gordon Fell in the Ditch" is a similar tune to the Mother Goose rhyme: "Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush."
 * On its original broadcast, this episode was paired with Down the Mine. However, early VHS releases have it paired with Dirty Objects, as do Norwegian and Swedish broadcasts.

Goofs

 * In the opening scene Gordon's front bogie wheels are slightly derailed and his buffers are crooked.
 * When Henry comes up to Gordon and then leaves, Gordon's trailing wheels are derailed.
 * In a close-up of Percy, his coupling chain is up, but in the next shot as he rolls over to Gordon it is suddenly dangling down.
 * Gordon's tender is derailed when Percy puffs up.
 * When Henry is getting ready to take the express, Gordon's driver has blu-tak under his feet.
 * When Gordon snaps "Trucks?! Pah!" a piece of hair is visible by his right eye.
 * When Edward buffers up behind Gordon the steam platform is easily noticeable.
 * In the close-up of Gordon on the turntable, a gap is visible through his left eye.
 * When Gordon puffs into the ditch his face looks wonky and wires are visibly attached to his cab.
 * When the boys sing the camera shakes.
 * When Gordon is getting pulled out of the ditch, his bufferbeam snags a wooden post.
 * In a rare picture, several workmen have blu-tack on their feet.
 * James' drive wheels are not moving when he pulls Gordon out of the ditch.
 * Henry is not behind James in the scene of Gordon being rescued as the narrator stated.
 * In the long shots of James during Gordon's rescue, he has the rescue cable Gordon used in Percy Runs Away and later in Down the Mine attached to his front, but in the close-up, he has a chain attached to his front instead. However, when Gordon is on the turntable, James has the rescue cable on him again.
 * When Gordon says "I won't go, I won't go!" there is steam coming from his funnel even though it was said that his fire wouldn't burn.
 * In Ringo Starr's US narration, when Gordon and his driver are talking about the special train, there is an echo in the background. This is audio from the UK version.

Merchandise

 * Buzz Books - Gordon Off the Rails
 * Ladybird Books - Edward, Gordon and Henry and Gordon Off the Rails

Home Media Releases
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UK

 * Further Adventures of Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
 * Coal and other stories
 * Thomas the Tank Engine (VHS)
 * Playtime
 * The Complete Series 1
 * Truck Loads of Fun
 * Thomas in Trouble (DVD)

VHS/DVD Packs

 * Classic Collection
 * Troublesome Trucks, Coal and other stories
 * Bumper Party Collection! and Truck Loads of Fun Double Pack

US

 * Better Late Than Never and Other Stories
 * Thomas Comes to Breakfast (VHS)
 * Best of Gordon
 * The Early Years
 * Thomas & Friends Classic Volume 1

VHS/DVD Packs

 * Totally Thomas Volume 9
 * Thomas' Useful Stories
 * Adventure On the Tracks
 * Best Tales on the Tracks
 * Ultimate Thomas Collection
 * Best of Collection

AUS

 * Coal and other stories
 * Playtime
 * Truck Loads of Fun
 * The Complete Series 1
 * My First Thomas with Henry and Gordon

DVD Boxsets

 * 60th Anniversary - Limited Edition Boxset
 * Trainloads of Thomas Fun
 * Complete Series 1-10 (Boxset)
 * Classic Collection
 * Series One and Series Two Double Pack

FRA

 * The Talkative Trains

IND

 * Thomas and Bertie Adventures

Latin America

 * The Visit of Thomas

DVD Boxsets

 * The Adventures of Thomas

MYS

 * Toby and the Stout Gentleman and Other Thomas Adventures

NZ

 * Bumper Video Collection Volume 2
 * Percy Runs Away and Other Stories
 * Thomas Train Set Compilation Video Volume 2

NL

 * A Nasty Case
 * The Greatest Stories: The Adventures of Thomas, Percy and Gordon

UKR

 * A Train Thomas and Friends

GER

 * Thomas and His Friends Vol. 3
 * Toby and the Elegant Men and 4 Other Adventures

JPN

 * Thomas the Tank Engine Volume 6
 * The Complete Works of Thomas the Tank Engine 1 Vol.2
 * Gordon and Henry the Large Engines
 * Startled in Spite of Oneself
 * Best of Gordon (Japanese VHS)
 * The Complete DVD Box 1

PHL

 * The Flying Kipper (DVD)

SVN

 * Bertie's Race (Slovenian DVD)

NOR

 * Favourites From Thomas and Friends (Norwegian VHS/DVD)
 * Thomas the Tank Engine 3 (Scandinavian VHS/DVD)

BRA

 * The Earliest Adventures of Thomas

FIN/ISL

 * Thomas the Tank Engine 3

ITA

 * The Grumpy Locomotive

ROM

 * Thomas and Percy (Romanian DVD)

DVD Packs

 * Triple Pack 1

SER

 * Thomas the Tank Engine 2 (Serbian DVD)

HRV

 * Thomas in Trouble (Croatian DVD)

WAL

 * Letting Off Steam and 8 Other Stories

CHN

 * Thomas and Friends Season 1-4 (DVD)

THA

 * Thomas and Friends Volume 3 (Thai DVD)
 * Thomas and Friends - Volume 4 (Thai DVD)

DNK

 * Thomas in Trouble and Other Stories (Danish DVD)
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