User:Mcqueen9000

Hello. My name is Mcqueen9000, this is also my Club Penguin name and name on Endless Ocean wikia.

I hear a lot of people saying, "Thomas is for babies!" these days. I am 14 years old, but I don't think Thomas and Friends is for babies.

Oh, sure, HiT Entertainment has restyled Thomas for younger people, but there's still Seasons 1-4, which are (mostly) based off of Railway Series stories.

I am also a fan of Cars, WALL-E, Monsters vs. Aliens, Home Improvement, Harry Potter, TUGS, M*A*S*H, The Beatles, Endless Ocean, and many more!

The following are parodies I've made:

HOME IMPROVEMENT
Thomas as Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

Emily as Jill Taylor

Gordon as Brad Taylor

James as Randy Taylor

Percy as Mark Taylor

Henry as Al Borland

Mavis as Heidi

Toby as Wilson

Molly as Lisa

Duck as Marty

Donald as Harry

Douglas as Benny

Flora as Dr. Ilene Markham

M*A*S*H
Thomas as Hawkeye

Toby as Father Mulcahy

Emily as "Hot Lips" Houlihan

Henry as Klinger

Duck as John McIntyre

Diesel as Henry Blake

James as Frank Burns

Percy as Radar

BoCo as BJ Hunnicutt

The Fat Controller as Sherman Potter

Edward as Charles Winchester

The following is the revised story of:

The Mad Bomber
Chapter 1: Introduction

Thomas is a small blue tank engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome. He is a really useful engine and gets his work done without fuss with his two carrages: Annie and Clarabel.

His best friends are Percy, James, Edward, Emily, Henry, Gordon and Toby. (In the original Mad Bomber series, Emily, Henry and Gordon had no roles, Toby only made a few apperances in Mad Bomber YouTube videos, and Percy, James and Edward were named Noel, Ted and Bob, repectively).

Thomas works on The Fat Controller's railway, which is mostly steam engines, but it has a few diesels of it's own, like Mavis, Daisy and BoCo.

Thomas has some non-rail friends, too, like Bertie, Terence, Harold, Jeremy, Cranky, Trevor, Jack, Alfie and Kevin.

Thomas works hard all day shunting trucks, pulling passengers and frieght and tooting at his friends.

Thomas enjoys his life.

Chapter 2: The First Explosion

Thomas was shunting coal trucks in the yard all morning with Oliver. They would then go to the wharf and pick up some slates trucks to take to the docks. They finished shunting and raced to the wharf to pick up the slate trucks. The wharf was lively and friendly and there was Skarloey. He worked on a small railway of his own with his friends: Rheneas, Sir Handel, Peter Sam, Rusty, Duncan, Ivo Hugh, Duke, Bertram, Mighty Mac and Freddie. Any friend of Skarloey's was a friend of Thomas'. Rheneas told Thomas the news on the railway, Bertram would tell Thomas stories, most particullary the time he was discovered by Toby in the old mine, and Thomas would watch Duke and Freddie argue over who was the oldest on the railway.

Then Duncan came up to him and said, "Ever heard about the railway that keeps Proteus, Little Barford and Smudger in service?" "Yeah," said Thomas, "what about it?" "Well," Duncan continued, "it's going out of business due to poor sales." "Oh no. What's going to happen to it?" Thomas asked. Duncan replied, "Don't worry. There's probably gonna be a happy ending. The Thin Controller is thinking of buying the railway and adding it on to ours." "Oh, that's good," Thomas said.

"Indeed," said Duncan. "Proteus is our hero. We'd love to see him in person. We've only heard of him when Skarloey told us about him when the incline broke and when his statue was first uneviled in the twelfth season.

Then Oliver left, not liking the narrow gauge engines' silly stories at all. As he was chuffing up Gordon's Hill, he said to Toad, "Why do those engines tell such silly stories like.." All of a sudden, there was a big KA-FRICKING-BOOM!

Chapter 3 coming soon...