Whistles and Sneezes

"It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it!"

- Gordon commenting on Henry's whistling

Whistles and Sneezes (originally Whistles & Sneezes) is the twentieth episode of the first season. It first aired in the US on the Shining Time Station episode Achoo in 1991 and re-aired in the Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales episode, Paint the Town Red in 1996.

Plot
One morning, soon after Henry has returned from Crewe in his new shape, Gordon is jealous that Henry now gets to pull the express and complains that he never needed a new shape. He also claims that Henry whistles too loudly at stations, saying that "it isn't wrong, but we just don't do it". For the first time since he got back, Henry stops feeling happy and is hurt at these words.

Later when Henry arrives at Wellsworth, Edward tells Henry that he was glad to hear his whistle, cheering Henry up. Suddenly, the sound of a far-off and continuous whistle can be heard much to the engines joint confusion. It turns out to be Gordon, who flies down the hill and through the station. Edward is surprised, while Henry tells him what Gordon had said about whistling.

Gordon tears down the line, the awful noise from his whistle continuing until he reaches the last station which causes everyone, including The Fat Controller to hold their ears. Gordon leaves the express behind and is taken to some fitters who hammer his whistle back into place. Gordon sneaks home that night to an empty shed, much to his relief. As the other engines arrive back, Henry whispers that "It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it", but says nothing about whistles.

The next day, Henry takes a train feeling as well as ever and soon approaches a bridge where three boys are waiting. Henry whistles in greeting, but suddenly feels pain as the boys don't answer but instead throw stones on him and his train, breaking the coaches' windows, which makes the passengers cross.

Henry's driver, however, has a plan to get their own back. After getting everyone to promise to keep the plan a secret, the driver tells them. The plan is to have Henry sneeze and release the ashes that are built up in his smokebox. The passengers are excited and on the way back from the other end of the line, the driver makes sure everyone is ready and that Henry is about to sneeze.

Soon Henry approaches the bridge where the boys are waiting with stones. Judging the moment, the driver has Henry sneeze at exactly the right time, covering the boys from head to toe in soot, much to their shock.

Henry goes home satisfied knowing that, thanks to a whistle and a sneeze, he was able to teach Gordon and some boys a lesson they will not quickly forget.

Characters

 * Edward
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * Percy
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * The Stone-dropping Boys (do not speak)
 * Thomas (cameo)
 * James (cameo)

Locations

 * Tidmouth Sheds
 * Wellsworth
 * Gordon's Hill
 * Knapford
 * Lower Tidmouth
 * Vicarstown Sheds
 * The Main Line
 * Rail Under Road Bridge and Signalbox
 * Crewe (mentioned in UK version)

Trivia

 * This episode is based on the stories Gordon's Whistle and Henry's Sneeze from The Railway Series book Henry the Green Engine.
 * Stock footage from Coal and The Flying Kipper is used.
 * A reference to The Flying Kipper is made.
 * This is the only episode of the first season not renarrated by Ringo Starr in the US.

Goofs

 * Because stock footage is used, Henry is in his old shape in a close-up of himself before reaching the bridge.
 * When Henry is seen puffing towards the bridge the first time, the branch of a tree on the bottom right hand corner of the screen can be seen wiggling. This was done to emphasize the fact that the boys were throwing stones, but two shots later it is obvious to see how it was achieved, as the branch is clearly seen hanging over the line where Henry could just run into it at the right moment.
 * In the wide shot of Henry puffing towards the bridge the second time, he's not moving for the first couple of seconds
 * In the shot of Gordon going down his hill, his wheels are moving slower than he is.
 * In the shots of Gordon entering and leaving Knapford, nobody is holding their ears even though the narrator says they are.

Home Media Releases
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UK

 * Further Adventures of Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
 * Coal and other stories
 * Troublesome Trucks, Coal and other stories
 * The Sad Story of Henry and Other Stories
 * Bumper Special
 * Thomas in Trouble (DVD)
 * Thomas' Train and 17 other stories
 * The Complete First Series
 * Classic Collection

US

 * Daisy and Other Thomas Stories
 * Best of Gordon
 * The Early Years

DVD boxsets

 * Best Tales on the Tracks

AUS

 * Coal and other stories
 * The Complete First Series

DVD Boxsets

 * Complete Series 1-10 (Boxset)

FRA

 * Chatty Trains (French DVD)

SE

 * Thomas in Trouble (Swedish VHS/DVD)

NZ

 * Bumper Video Collection Volume 2
 * Percy Runs Away and Other Stories
 * Thomas Train Set Compilation Video Volume 5

UKR

 * A Train Thomas and Friends

GER

 * On the Buses and 4 Other Adventures
 * Thomas and His Friends Vol. 2
 * Rail Free for Steam and Diesel!

NL

 * The Great Race! (Dutch DVD)
 * The Greatest Stories: The Adventures of Thomas, James and Henry

JPN

 * Thomas the Tank Engine Vol.5 (Japanese VHS)
 * I Love Thomas DVD Collection
 * The Complete DVD Box 1
 * The Complete Works of Thomas the Tank Engine 1 Vol.3

PHL

 * The Flying Kipper (DVD)

NOR

 * Favourites From Thomas and Friends (Norwegian VHS/DVD)
 * Thomas the Tank Engine 2 (Scandinavian VHS/DVD)
 * Sports Special

FIN/ISL/DK

 * Thomas the Tank Engine 2

ITA

 * The Grumpy Locomotive
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