We Can't Do Anything

We Can't Do Anything is a song featured in Journey Beyond Sodor.

Lyrics

 * Theo: Nobody gets it right the first time


 * Lexi: Everybody makes mistakes or goofs or gaffes


 * Theo: We were put together in a flurry of excitement


 * Lexi: But look at us now! What are we like? You simply have to laugh!

We're unusual, we're unique


 * Theo: In other words, she's saying that we're freaks!

Lexi: Built by geeks!


 * Theo: We're experiments, gone bad.


 * Lexi: In other words, whoever designed us must be mad!


 * Theo: Too many funnels, or too many cogs!


 * Lexi: We knew a guy who was built to run on logs!


 * Theo: Too many wheels, and gears and rods!


 * Lexi: It's no wonder we look so odd!


 * Theo and Lexi: But what can't we do? What can't we do? What can't we do? Anything! Its true!


 * Lexi: We're originals, we're one of a kind! We're upside down and forward to behind.


 * Theo: We're experiments, gone wrong!


 * Lexi: This yard is the only place we could ever belong!
 * We always try to do our best, sadly we rarely pass the test!


 * Theo: I made a mess!


 * Lexi: Give us a job, give us a task! Whatever it is, you'll be sorry that you asked


 * Theo and Lexi: But what can't we do? What can't we do? What can't we do? Anything! Its true!


 * Merlin: Ooh, ooh, ooh! I can do something!


 * Thomas: Merlin?


 * Merlin: Invisibility on!
 * I'm invisible, or can't you see? Who said that, you ask. Its only me!
 * You look surprised, but have no fear. Its just a little trick to make myself disappear!


 * Lexi and Theo: We're lumpy and bumpy, we haven't got the puff!
 * They tried to make us better, but sometimes enoughs enough!
 * We're wobbly and knobbly, and awkward in reverse!
 * If practice makes you perfect, we're the ones who never rehearsed!
 * But what can't we do? What can't we do? What can't we do? Anything! Its true!


 * Lexi: We can't do anything, its true! We can't do anything.


 * Merlin: But we can try! We can give anything a try! We will give anything a try!
 * Isn't that right?

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Merlin
 * Theo
 * Lexi
 * Lexi and Theo's friend

UK/US

 * Hugh Bonneville as Merlin
 * Darren Boyd as Theo
 * Lucy Montgomery as Lexi