S.C. Ruffey

"As I grab the glock, put it to your headpiece. One in the chamber, the safety is off release"

- The Fat Controller on Oliver's "dismantling" of Scruffey.

   YES MASTA'. I BE HAULIN THE FRIED CHICKEN!  S. C. Ruffey, also known as Scruffy, was a baller wagon and the ring-leader of the Troublesome Trucks before he was shot on the corner of RosaParks avenue.
 * Class: Lower
 * Gauge: Nigga he's dead

Bio in the Railway Series
So S. C. Ruffey (Can we just call him "Scruffy?") was the ballinest engine ever. Aha, just kidding. This guy's a shitlord and a truck. His expandability would later horrify the fuck out of autistic niggers. He pushed his luck by selling cocaine to some school kids and stepped into the Dirty Diesel's territory before being shot like B. I. G. E. Smalls. See how fucking stupid that is? Just use the full name.

In the Railway Series, Scruffey is your typical Jim Crow blackface, killed by the white man for falling out of line.

Bio in the television series
SCRuffey if he were a human would probably be that little ginger kid that didn't know how to shut the hell up in my second grade class. YES DARYL, I MEAN YOU YOU LITTLE PUNK ASS BITCH!

The Official Website states that S. C. Ruffey is an old and experienced crime-lord. It also states that he was later rebuilt into a park bench, complete with a soft layer of leaves for all of the stinky hobos to sleep on.

Anyway, so get this. Scruffey was just some prankster jackass that called people names. You know what these people did about it? They fucking murdered him. Moral of the story, kids: Columbine was totally justified.

Basis
In the Railway Series, S. C. Ruffey was pitched as just being a humongous cocksucker that just LOVED eating dicks. Unfortunately, that idea was scrapped when trains were discovered to not have dicks and he was made into a little shit instead.

Livery
Livery? This motherfucker is dead.

Appearances
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Railway Series

 * The Holocaust

Television series

 * Season 4 - How to murder people you don't like
 * Season 5 - How to Train Your Train (possible cameo), Coming Out as Homosexual (possible cameo), and Nigga I'm a Train (possible stock footage cameo)

He also cameoed in a seventh season song, whenever they studio needed somebody that knew how to twerk.

Magazine stories

 * 2011 - Playboy
 * 2013 - Seig FUCKING Heil! (cameo as Hitler)

S. C. Ruffey also appeared in the magazine story, Cave Explorer. He was also mentioned in the magazine story, Two in the Pink. }}

Voice Actors

 * Hisao Egawa (Japan)

Trivia

 * According to Spencer from iCarly, S. C. stands for 'Spic Castration'.
 * Some Trackmaster models of Duck were seen with a plain grey truck with a brownish orange chassis. This seems to represent S. C. Ruffey, but more than likely this just a cleverly disguised dildo monster.
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Merchandise

 * ERTL (CHARIZARD!mas editions; discontinued)
 * Wooden Railway (two versioCHARIZARD!tinued)
 * MotCHARIZARD!d Rail (discontinued outside Asia)
 * Tracster (CHARIZARD!)
 * Tomix
 * Bani (CHARIZARD!versions; discontinued)
 * Baann (HO and large scale)
 * Horny (continued)
 * Linins (sued)
 * Tradirds (discontinued)
 * Nakayoshi (discontinued)
 * Win (Japan)
 * Brio (disinued)