User:Sodormatchmaker

Hey fellow Thomas fans! When engines are in love and need help, who do they call? Sodor matchmaker!!! That's me. I support the following pairs: ThomasxEmily, JamesxMolly, PercyxDasiy, TobyxMavis, JackxIsobella, DuncanxMadge and many more.

Fan-fics
yo yo yo! heres my fan-fics. btw, they are for the thomas series with the cgi stuff. in here engines can do human things like play ping pong, or write with no hands and eat through their mouths.

Thomas and the Valentines Day suprise
It was Valentines Day on the Island of sodor. And love was in the air. All the engines were excited. There was going to be a big festival at Great Waterton. And there was also to be a Valentines Day special. All the engines wanted to pull it, but they knew Sir Topham Hatt would chose only one of them to pull it. Thomas and Stanley were drinking some colas. Then Sir Topham Hatt arrived.

Thomas: Hello sir.

Stanley: Would you like some of our cola sir?

STH: No thank you Stanley. I'm going on a diet. Anyway, I've come to tell you both your jobs for the day. You are both to work at the coaling plant getting trains ready for Donald and Douglas. And then later I will chose someone to pull the Valentines Day special.

Thomas was excited. He hoped he would be chosen. Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Just then, Emily puffed up right next to Thomas. She was on her way to the docks to get Henry's train ready for him.

Thomas: Hello Emily!

Emily: (Blushes)

Emily was so nervous she puffed quickly away without a word. Thomas was confused.

Stanley: Come on thomas. Let's race to the coaling plant. Loser has to do Sir Topham Hatt's laundry for the whole weekend.

Thomas: You're on! And there's no way I'll lose to you and have to mess his undies buddy.

Thomas/Stanley: Ready, GO!

Thomas and Stanley were each determined not to lose. Meanwhile, Emily was on her way to the docks. But she couldn't stop thinking about Thomas. Thomas and Emily had been good friends for a while. But lately Emily has begun to really like him. Not just as a friend, but something more. But she didn't know how to explain her feelings for him. Then, an idea flew into her funnel.

Emily: I know. I'll give him a special suprise for Valentines Day. That should prove my love for him.

So Emily didn't go to the docks. Instead, she went down the branch line to get some info. Emily soon found Oliver and Duck playing ping pong. Toad was the score keeper. And the score was tied at 6 points.

Toad: Alright Mr. Oliver and Mr. Duck. Whoever gets this point wins.

Duck/Oliver: Let's do this!

Emily: Hello! What are you doing?

Duck: We're playing ping pong.

Oliver: What are you doing anyway?

Emily: I want to get Thomas a suprise for Valentines Day. Then maybe, he will realize my love for him.

Duck: Well, why not do something fun with him?

Oliver: (hits ball past Duck) I WIN!

Duck: HEY! You cheated!

Oliver: No I didn't.

Toad: It's all over then. Mr. Oliver wins.

Duck: Oh yeah? We'll see about that.

Emily: While you two fight, I'm gonna get more info. Bye

Duck/Oliver/Toad: Bye then.

And Emily puffed away. Soon, she saw Molly. She was having a polishing and she looked grand. Emily and Molly were good friends.

Molly: Hi!

Emily: Oh hey Molly. What you all shiny for?

Molly: I have a hot date with James tonight at the festival. So I want to look my best. What are you up to?

Emily: I want to get Thomas a special suprise for Valentines Day. Then maybe he will realize my love for him. Do you have any thoughts?

Molly: Oh dear, looks like you're in love with him. Well, you could ask him out on a date. Or kiss him or even make a nice poem or give him some fowers. I've seen many people do that when they're in love.

Emily: Hmm. Ask him on a date. Well I hope your date goes well.

Molly: Good luck.

Emily came to a junction. Rosie was there. She and Emily were also good friends.

Rosie: What's the matter Emily? You should be happy since it's Valentines Day.

Emily: I'm in love with Thomas and I want to give him a special suprise for Valentines Day.

At first, Rosie was jelous, but she then saw that Emily was in a desperate need. So, she helped.

Rosie: Why not do a special job with him like the Valentines Day special?

Emily: Job?! Oh no! I was supposed to be at the docks. I'm going to be late!

Emily puffed as fast as she could to the docks. But she didn't pay attention to what she was doing. Then there was trouble. Emily went down a flooded track. And the water put out her fire. Emily was stuck.

Emily: Oh dear, now I'll never give Thomas a suprise.

Emily felt terrible.

Emily: If only I had told Thomas earlier, I wouldn't be in this situation.

Meanwhile, Thomas and Stanley's race had ended with a tie. Now nobody had to do Sir Topham Hatt's laundry. Soon, the trains where ready.

Donald: Now that's what we call good work.

Douglas: Aye. Thank you wee lads.

Thomas/Stanley: Thank you.

Sir Topham Hatt arrived with bad news.

STH: Emily has not arrived at the docks. Herny will be late.

Thomas was worried.

Thomas: We must find her.

Thomas and Stanley went off with Sir Topham Hatt to look for Emily. Soon Thomas came towards the flooded track. And there was Emily.

Thomas: Emily? What are you doing here?

STH: Why weren't you at the docks?

Emily: Thomas. I have to tell you something.

Thomas: What is it?

Emily: Well, Thomas. We've been great friends for a while right?

Thomas: Yeah.

Emily: Well, I really like you. Not just as a friend. But something more.

Thomas: So that's why you blushed this morning when I said hello.

Emily: Yes. I was too nervous to express my love for you, so I wanted to get you a special suprise for Valentines Day. But I ended up in this mess.

Thomas: Well Emily, I too have a confession. For I also had the same feelings for you.

That made Emily very happy.

Emily: So, would like to go out with me?

Thomas: Sure.

Wheel turn by wheel turn, Thomas chuffed into the flood. The water was up to his buffers. Thomas didn't give up.

Thomas: I'll make it.

Soon Thomas and Emily's buffers were touching.

Emily: (Blushing)

Then Thomas pulled her slowly and carefully out of the water.

STH: Emily, do you want Thomas?

Emily: Yes sir. More than anything in the world.

STH: Then, how would you both like to pull the Valentines Day special?

Emily: Oh thank you sir! But what about my day's jobs?

Stanley: I'll do your jobs for you.

Emily: Thank you Stanley.

Thomas: Yeah thanks man.

STH: Then it will be arranged.

So, Stanley did Emily's jobs, and Thomas had Emily restoked with dry coal. Then they collected the Valentines Day special. They were having a wonderful time together. Soon they reached Great Waterton. All the children were pleased to see Thomas and Emily together as a couple.

That night, Thomas and Emily watched the fun of the festival by each other's sides with the other engines.

Emily: It's beautiful.

Thomas: So are you.

Emily: (blushes)aww. I love you Thomas.

Thomas: I love you too Emily.

Emily closed her eyes and puckered up her lips. Thomas knew she wanted him to kiss her, so he pressed his lips up to hers. Emily felt a thousand thoughts in her head. She was kissing the engine of her dreams. Thomas thought the same thing she thought. It was his first kiss. And they shared it. All the engines cheered and whistled at the sight of Thomas and Emily kissing. They didn't want this special love to ever end. The fireworks made a sign that said "ThomasxEmily."

Molly's dream christmas
It was Christmas Eve on the Island of Sodor. Snow had coverd the tracks. Everyone was busy. Henry was collecting the Christmas carolers. Fergus was taking Christmas presents. And Stanley was delivering the tree. Thomas and Emily were having thier snowplows put on to help the Scotish Twins. Emily was being funny.

Emily: Thomas, does this plow make my wheels look big?

Thomas: They are big silly.

Emily: I know. I just like to be funny.

Thomas: Well, you ready?

Emily: Almost.

Emily gave Thomas a big kiss.

Emily: Now I'm ready.

Emily puffed beautifully away.

Thomas: That's my girlfriend. The most beautiful engine in the world.

Emily: (blushes) awww. Thomas you're making me blush (giggles).

Thomas: I know. Now lets go.

Emily: Okay.

So the two love birds set off to help Donald and Douglas.

On the way, they saw James. He was upset.

Thomas: What's the matter man? It's almost Christmas and here you are down in the dumps.

James: I was playing my favorite game Snake Boxer 5, but I can't find my manual for the game. It has the cheat codes to unlock the super secret forbidden mode.

Emily: Where did you last see it?

James: Last week near the fun machine.

Thomas and Emily went off to do they're job. James went off to continue his search. But Molly had overheard. She was a pretty young tender engine with shiny yellow paint and big wheels like Emily except Emily's were much bigger than Molly's but Molly had twice as many as Emily. Everyone on Sodor knew that Molly had a huge crush on James. She loved him very much. She wanted to have a special christmas with him.

Molly: I wonder where that Snake Boxer 5 manual went. I can find it and give it to my Jamesy for Christmas.

So Molly went on her way. Soon, she saw Toby. He was in a hurry and he looked scared to death.

Toby: (Panicking) Quick! Hide Me!

Molly: From what?

Mavis: (offscreen) Toby-muffin! Where are you?

Toby: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! THAT!

Molly: You're on your own dude. I'm under a mission of Love.

Molly puffed away.

Toby: PLEASE! Don't leave me!

Mavis: There you are!

Toby: Oh No!

Mavis: come on Toby-muffin. Let's make-out under the mistletoe.

Toby: (clawing on ground) Please! Have mercy on me!(cries) I don't wanna go under the mistletoe with Mavis! She scares me!

Meanwhile, Molly was puffing along. Soon, she saw James. James was holding a metal detector.

Molly: hello hottness.

James: What?

Molly: Nothing(face glows) So what are you doing?

James: Well, I'm using this metal detector to find my Snaker Boxer 5 manual.

Molly: But it only works on metal.

James: Not anymore. I had Edward rewire it. Now it can find non-metal items as well as metal ones.

Molly: Cool.

James: So far all I found is this crappy old bottle cap. And this old tuning fork and a piece of an old pot. But I'm still looking. But first I gotta keep Percy from getting drunk on eggnog again. Like what happened last year.

Just then, a green flashing light whooshed past. It was Percy. He had a shirt over his head and was acting crazy.

Percy: I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED EGGNOG FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

James: Oh No! Not again. GET BACK HERE CORNHOLIO!

James chased Percy all around sodor. Molly puffed on. Soon, she was at the sodor mall. Engines were buying presents. Then, she saw something by the ladies room. It was James' Snake Boxer 5 manual.

Molly: I found it! Now James will be pleased.

Soon it was Christmas. Everyone was opening presents. Percy got his own "how to not get drunk on eggnog" novel. Thomas got a check for $100,000 from his cousins. Emily got some beautiful ear rings from Thomas. And Fatty got some coupons for Jenny Craig. James looked at his present.

James: "To: James. Love: Molly."

He opened it slowly and gasped in delight.

James: My Snaker Boxer 5 manual! You found it! Now I can get access to it's secret forbidden mode. Thank you Molly! And here is your present.

James gave Molly a heart shped golden locket. It had the words "JamesxMolly" carved on it. On the inside was a picture of them together.

Molly: It beautiful.

James: Not as beautiful as your eyes.

Molly: (blushing) Awww.

Molly then gave James the biggest kiss he had ever known. His cheeks were as red as his paint. That night, Molly snugled with James as he played Snake Boxer 5's secret mode. It was the best christmas Molly ever had.

Thomas and Emily's wedding
It was a beautiful evening on the island of sodor. Thomas and Emily had been going out for a while. But tonight, Thomas wanted this date to be very special. Tonight was the night he was going to ask Emily to marry him. Thomas was at the washdown when Percy came up.

Percy: Hey Thomas! Wanna head to the arcade? They got new games.

Thomas: I can't Percy. I have a date tonight.

Percy: What do you have planned for that?

Thomas: I'm going to ask Emily to marry me.

Percy: Thomas you dog.

Thomas: Wish me luck.

Soon, Thomas took Emily on a date to Black Loch. Emily liked going there. She liked to watch the seals play and dance in the water. But she is happier when Thomas is with her.

Thomas: Emily. I have to tell you something.

Emily: What is it Thomas?

Thomas: Emily, ever since that fateful day we met, I was stunned by your beauty. And since then, I have fallen in love with you.

Emily: (blushes)

Thomas: I've decided that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Emily. Will you marry me?

Thomas showed her an Emerald ring. Emily was very happy.

Emily: Yes! Of course I'll marry you! Nothing would make me happier than to be your wife.

Then Emily gave Thomas a big kiss. Duck and Oliver arrived. They were dropping off passengers.

Duck: What are you 2 doing?

Thomas/Emily: We're getting married!

Oliver: That's great! Hope you 2 have a nice wedding.

The news soon spread about Thomas and Emily's engagment. Even Sir Topham Hatt had heard. And he went to see Thomas and Emily right away.

Fatty: Thomas, I'm very proud of you!

Thomas: For what?

Fatty: You are the second engine to pop the question on sodor.

Thomas: Who was the first?

Fatty: Your father.

Thomas: My DAD?!?

Fatty: Yes. He proposed to your mom.

Thomas: I always thought I was special.

Fatty: Also. If you get married, you'll take over the railway once I die. It's even in my will.

Just then, Billy arrived picking his nose.

Emily: (grossed out) EEEEWW!

Billy: What's all the jibberish and jabberish about?

Thmas: I'm getting married!

Billy: Married? Well butter my buffers and call me a biscuit. I never knew you had it in you Thomas.

Thomas: Me neither. Now shoo!

Billy: Can I be the best man?

Thomas/Emily: NO!

Billy: Why not?

Thomas: Cause we saw you picking your nose.

Billy: Aw crap. Well there goes my weekend.

Thomas: Who will be my best man?

Thomas had to choose between his closet friends Percy and Toby. Meanwhile, Emily was getting some bride's maids. So she went to see Molly, Mavis and Daisy.

Emily: Hey girls! You all wanna be my bride's maids?

Molly: Sure.

Mavis: I have nothing better to do.

Daisy: Will Percy be there?

Emily: Yes.

Many people knew Daisy had a crush on Percy since season 2.

Emily: Maybe you can ask him out.

Daisy: But what if he doesn't like me?

Emily: At least you try.

Mavis: I can be with my Toby-muffin.

Molly: Say that again and I'll puke.

Emily: Mavis, why can't you give up on Toby?

Mavis: Never. He's my Toby-Muffin.

Soon, the wedding was planned for Thursday. Thomas finally chose Percy to be his best man. But Toby got to arrange the bacholor party. But Rosie wanted to ruin the wedding. First, she tried to ruin Emily's wedding gown. But she couldn't get past the gaurds. Then, she tried to ruin the cake. But got covered in bird crap and fell down. Then she decided to object at it. Soon, the big day came. As Emily was getting ready, Lady appeared.

Lady: Hello Emily.

Emily: Lady? Why are you here?

Lady: For your wedding. And I brought a friend. Oh Proteus.

Just then, a yellow engine that resembled Sir Handel arrived.

Proteus: Proteus the magical engine at your service. Let us gaze into my magic lamp to see what Thomas is up to.

So They saw Thomas prepare for the wedding.

Thomas: (joyful) Today is the day. I'm finally getting married. This is a dream come true. (sadly) I wish my parents were here to see this though.

Emily: Is there anything that lamp can't do?

Proteus: It can't make a proper Ice-cream sundae.

Lady: Here is a wedding present to Thomas.

Lady gave her a necklace with a shiny stone on it.

Emily: What's this?

Lady: A special stone. It contains my powers in case he's in danger. And here's your present.

Lady gave her a the same necklace.

Soon, the wedding began. The bride's maids partnered with Toby, James and Percy. Thomas wished his parents were here. He had already met Emily's parents. And they were very nice. Fatty was the preist.

Fatty: Deary beloved, we are gathered here today to join together Thomas and Emily in holy wedlock. If there are those who object to this wedding, speak now.

Rosie: I OBJECT!

Thomas: Not again!

Rosie: Thomas please don't marry Emily. Marry me! I'll treat you right.

Fatty: Security! Thomas. Do you take Emily to be your wife?

Thomas: I do!

Fatty: Emily. Do you take Thomas to be you husband?

Emily: I do!

Fatty: By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and ...

Thomas' Parents: Sorry we're late.

Thomas couldn't believe it. It was his parents.

Thomas: MOM! DAD!

Thomas was happy his parents were here.

Thomas: I thought I'd never see you guys again!

Thomas' Mom: We're so proud of you Thomas.

Thomas' Dad: Son, you have done something your old man has been too afraid to do. You stepped up to your enemies. Carry on fatty.

Fatty: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Thomas and Emily had a deep long kiss. Rosie was taken away. The wedding went off with a bang, and Thomas found his parents. Thomas and Emily went on their honeymoon. But it wasn't the end. Daisy finally told Percy she liked him. James popped the question to Molly and Murdoch finally left them alone. Toby ran from Mavis while Diesel chased him with a sledge hammer. And Lady and Proteus knew this wasn't over.

Lady: Thomas has done well.

Proteus: Yes. But he has an even bigger test ahead.

Lady: That was nice of you to find his parents.

Proteus: Well he DID say "I wish."

Then they vanished. As for Diesel 10. He thought he was too cool for this movie. So he stayed home and watched Adam Sandler movies with Splodge. Thomas and Emily were happy. Now they could always be together. And soon they would have children. But that's another story.

A happy new year for Jack
It was New Year's Eve on the Isand of Sodor. The Pack was talking about their New Year's resolution.

Ned: I'm going to be less clumsy.

Patrick: I'm gonna stop bragging about congrete.

Max: Me and Monty are gonna turn over a new leaf.

Monty: Yeah what he said.

Alfie: Yeah that'll be the day.

Jack: What's your's Isobella?

Isobella: Um to ...

Just then, Miss Jenny arrived with the foreman.

Miss Jenny: Today, you all will have some jobs to do. Now good luck and remember...

The Pack: Safety first.

Miss Jenny: Excellent. After the work is done, we shall celebrate the New Year.

Soon, the Pack had left for work. Except Isobella. She really liked Jack. Ever since the day Jack came to the Pack, she had felt different. Her New Years resolution was to tell Jack she liked him. Later, Percy was taking Jack and Alfie to prepare for the party.

Jack: Hey Percy, what is your New Year's resolution?

Percy: I don't know. It hasn't really been the same since Thomas and Emily left for their honeymoon.

Just then Daisy went by and she tooted at him. Percy whistled back cheerfully.

Jack: Percy I had asked Isobella what hers was but she did not answer me.

Percy: Well Jack why don't you ask her later?

Jack: I will. Oh and Percy, who was that diesel railcar that tooted at you?

Percy: That was my girlfriend Daisy.

Jack: Percy you sly dog!

Soon they got back to the yard where the Party was to take place, when Jack got off the flatbed he saw Isobella, when she saw Jack comeing she sped to some were else.

Isobella: I just can't keep avoiding him, but I am not ready to tell him yet.

Just then Miss Jenny came up.

Miss Jenny: Isobella you are to help Jack prepare for the party.

Isobella: Alright Miss Jenny.

And she left to work with Jack.

Isobella: Hey Jack how has your day been?

Jack: Why did you not answer me this morning?

Isobella: (thinking) Come on Isobella. Think of an excuss. *normal. Hey Jack don't we have work to do?

Jack: Oh yeah that's right. I need to help get the party set.

Isobella: Well Miss Jenny told me to help you out so let's get to work.

So they got to work, the party was only 2 hour's away and Jack had a rest while Isobella went some where else.

Isobella: Well the, party is in 2 hours. I have to tell him.

Then there was trouble. Isobella rolled too far and fell in a big hole left by Alfie. She totted for help, but no one came.

Isobella: I hope someone will come soon.

Jack: I wonder where Isobella is.

Just then he heard Isobella's cry for help and came to her aid.

Jack: What are you doing down there Isobella?

Isobella was in tears that Jack had to see her like this.

Isobella: Jack I need you to go for help.

And he did. Soon he came back with Kelly.

Kelly: I will have you out soon Isobella.

And with Kelly's crane arm and Jack's front loader, they lifted Isobella out of the hole and put her on the ground. Then Kelly left to go take a nap.

Isobella: Jack there is something I have to tell you. Ever since the day you came, I had felt different. And really I like you.

Jack: Well Isobella, I like you as well.

This made Isobella very happy and she kissed Jack. and later they joined the others near the big clock. And after Miss Jenny had a talk with Alfie, he came up to Isobella.

Alfie: Isobella, I just want to say sorry.

Isobella: That's alright Alfie. But I have something to ask you. Why did you leave a big hole in the ground?

Alfie: I made a bet with Max and Monty that I could dig a big hole before midnight. And I WON!

Max: Aw crap! We lost our weeks earnings!

Monty: Well, only one thing left to do.

Max and Monty were on top of a big hill.

Max and Monty: Ready, set, GO!

And the charged down the hill at full speed. And they crashed into a tree.

Max and Monty: EXELSEOR!

And the clock struck midnight. It was the new year. Everyone celebrated. And Isobella was suggled happily next to Jack. It was the perfect New Years ever.

A surprise for Thomas
It was a beautiful day on the Island of Sodor. Thomas and Emily where about to return from their honeymoon. Percy and the other engines were throwing a "Welcome home" party for them at Great Waterton(Except for James and Molly who were too busy making out to care and Mavis who was chasing Toby once again). Percy was just dieing to see his best friend again. Everything was all set up. The food was tasty. The lemonade was lemony. And there was a Welcome Home cake decorated with chocolate frosting. But best of all, Fatty was nowhere to be seen. So the food was saved.

Percy: I think I hear them.

They got set as two engines chuffed into the station.

Engines: Welcome home!

But it wasn't Thomas and Emily who arrived, it was Donald and Douglas.

Donald: This isn't Scotland.

Douglas: Aye. But thank ye anyway.

Just then Thomas and Emily chuffed in from their honeymoon.

Thomas/Emily: We're back!

Engines: Surprise! Welcome home!

Thomas/Emily: Thank you for all you have done!

Percy: THOMAS! I am happy to see you again.

Thomas: Hey Percy! Did you take good care of Annie and Clarabel?

Percy: Yes I did Thomas. They missed you alot.

Thomas: Emily why don't you stay here and party? I have to go and see Annie and Clarabel.

Emily: Alright Thomas.

And he set off. Annie and Clarabel where very pleased to see him.

Annie and Clarabel: THOMAS! We are so happy to see you.

Thomas: Come on let's go for a run and you can tell me all that happened while I was away.

Annie and Clarabel: Well just the other day, Percy got him self covered in flour. It was funny as crap.

Even Thomas thought it was funny.

Annie and Clarabel: And two days ago we were stalled because a tree fell across the line. Percy tried to push it out of the way but got covered in leaves.

Thomas: I think the party is still on. How about we head to Great Waterton?

Annie and Clarabel: Alright Thomas. We'll go to the party.

Soon they were at Great Waterton, but Emily was not there.

Thomas: Where is Emily, Percy?

Percy: Oh she wanted to go to the sheds to sleep. She was very tired.

Thomas: Well then let's party.

So the party went on for three hours. but they ended the party when they saw Fatty coming.

Henry: Oh CRAP! Here comes Fatty and he looks HUNGRY!! Quick hide the food!

And they did.

Fatty: I thought I heard a party going on. Must be all in my head.

he said and left, Later Thomas was heading to the sheds to see Emily.

Thomas: Hey there sleepy head.

Emily: Oh. Hi honey.

Thomas: How you feel?

Emily: Lately I've been very tired.*Boiler rumbles. But now I'm very hungry.

Emily went to the fridge that Fatty had installed in the sheds. She made herself the biggest, spiciest burrito Thomas had ever seen. And her beverage was spicy hot sauce.

Thomas: Uh Emily, what is that?

Emily: Oh. It's just a super extra spicy hot fireball burrito.

Thomas: Why do you want to eat that?

Emily: I've been having these strange cravings for really spicy food. Want a bite?

Thomas: No thanks. I don't want to burninate my insides.

Emily: Suit yourself. More for me.

Emily ate the whole burrito under 30 seconds. Then she drank all the hot sauce in one gulp.

Emily:*Burping fire. Whew! That hit the spot.

That night, Thomas couldn't sleep. He was worried about Emily. Next morning, Thomas had to do Emily's jobs while she was sleeping. It was in the afternoon when Emily finally woke up.

Emily: Well now I wonder where Thomas went.

Just then Duke pulled up.

Duke: hey Emily glad to see you back.

Emily: thank's Duke, so how have the other narrow gauge engines been.

Duke: they have been good, and Duncan is in love with Madge.

Emily: he is?

Duke: yes.

he said and left, Thomas was heading back to the shed when he saw Daisy who was sleeping.

Thomas: Hey Daisy, how has things been.

Daisy woke up in surprise.

Daisy: Who said that? OH. Hey Thomas. I am glad to see you back. How has Emily been?

Thomas: She has been good But last night she had a extra spicy hot fireball burrito and her drink was hot sauce.

Daisy:I do not know how anyone could eat that. Well I hope you find out what is wrong with her soon. Oh and Thomas&#160;Percy and I have been getting along really well.

Thomas: That is great Daisy.

And Thomas set of to see Emily. Soon he got to the sheds. Emily was happy to see him.

Emily: Hey Thomas, where have you been?

Thomas: I was out doing your work.

Emily: What did Fatty say, was he mad.

Thomas: Oh not at all. After I told him about what you ate he was very calm and understood what I was telling him.

Emily: Oh that's good, Thomas why don't you stay here I am going out for a bit.

Thomas: OK Emily see you later then.

he said, and she puffed off, soon she was at the Docks talking to Molly.

Emily: Hi Molly.

Emily said, Molly was happy to see her again.

Molly: Emily how was your honeymoon, oh you must tell me all about it.

she said happily.

Emily: Sorry Molly. But I don't think the narrator would allow that, So how has James been?

She asked.

Molly: Well he has been good, but he is still boastful and the other day he saved me from some runaway trucks.

Just then Toby came by runing away from Mavis.

Toby: run away!

Mavis: Come back my Toby-muffin!

At that moment Diesel pulled up holding a flamethrower.

Diesel: Emily have you seen Toby.

Emily: yes i did he just ran past us with mavis after him.

Diesel: thanks, and i am glad you and Thomas are back on the island.

And Diesel chased off after Toby.

Emily: That was odd, Okay Molly I will see you later and i hope that Diesel does not use that flamethrower.

Molly: See ya.

Emily steamed off. It was around 12:00 when she got back to the sheds.

Emily: I wonder how I am going to tell Thomas that I am pregnant.

The next day Emily got up to do her Jobs, but when she got to Great Waterton the Fat Controller was waiting for her.

Fatty: Emily how was your night out.

Emily: Oh it was fun, there is some thing I have to tell you sir.

So Fatty listened while he was thinking about McDonalds.

Emily: Well sir, I am pregnant.

Fatty fell over in surprise and since he was fat it took him some time to get up (just think fatty saying, Help! I've fallen and i can't get up).

Fatty: does Thomas know.

Emily: Oh no sir I am trying to find a way to tell him.

Fatty: well you better tell him soon because this story is starting to get long.

He said, and Emily set off to work, Meanwhile Thomas was pulling Annie and Clarabel they where full of children going to the beach.

Annie and Clarabel: Whats wrong Thomas you should be happy to be back.

Thomas: well Emily has been acting strange.

Annie and Clarabel: How strange?

they asked.

Thomas: well she has been eating strange food.

Annie and Clarabel thought, then new what was going on with Emily.

Annie and Clarabel: Great Balls of Fire, Emily's pregnant!

they said to them self's, once they found out they were dying to tell Tomas, but he was not listing.

Thomas: alright tonight at the sheds I will ask about what's wrong with her.

He said to him self, meanwhile Emily was running down the line when she went through a junction which had faulty points which led her straight to a pile of quicksand that was left over from that movie "Adventures in the Desert Railway".

Emily: Well at least it can't get any worse.

Just then a GIANT SNAKE came out of nowhere.

Emily: HOLY CRAP! Wait a minute, why is there a giant snake on sodor?

Snake: Uh well you see uh. Dave, they're on to us!

Just then a giant Owl (dave) came out of nowhere and picked up the snake.

Dave: Let's get outta here! *Flies off.

Emily: Well that was wierd. Now where were we? Oh yeah I remember. I'm stuck in a giant pile of quick sand. And I'm sinking! Help! Help!

Just then Jim, Sodor's most retarded yard manager, came up.

Emily: Jim, can you go and get help? It feels like I'm sinking in buterscotch pudding.

Jim: mmmmmmm... pudding.

Emily: NOW!

Jim: Okay okay okay! Keep your pants on.

Emily: I'm a train you MORON! I don't wear pants!

So Jim ran down the line as fast as he could to get help. He returned 3 seconds later realising he has no idea where the crap help was at. So he went to the nearest Dairy Queen and had himself some Ice Cream. Then he had to go to the bathroom and got his head stuck in the toilet. By that time he had forgotten what he was suppose to do and by that time Emily was up to her head in quicksand. Soon Jim remembered after Emily whacked him in the head a few hundred times. He decided to go to Great Waterton.

Emily: What an IDIOT!

Thomas was at Great Waterton collecting passengers with Annie and Clarabel when Jm came in.

Jim: Thomas! Man I am glad I found you, Emily is in trouble she crashed into a giant pile of quicksand! And she's sinking fast!

Thomas: HOLY CRAP ON A STICK! I must save her.

Thomas was uncoupled from Annie and Clarabel, and set off to the rescue.

Jim: oh and Thomas just so you know...

But Thomas had already set off to save Emily, when he got there Emily could not speak because her mouth was in the quicksand.

Thomas: I will have you out soon.

Thomas buffered up to Emily and pulled. But she didn't move. The quicksand was making her heavier.

Thomas: Now what will I do?

Just then, Lady the magical engine appeared in a shower of gold dust.

Lady: Thomas use the gift I gave to you it. has some of my magic.

Thomas: How does it work?

Lady: Just tell the rock to make you strong enough to pull Emily out.

Thomas: Okay. Oh magic rock thingy, I want to be strong enough to pull Emily out of the quick sand.

Soon Thomas got all from the rock strong and pulled Emily out. Emily weas thankful she could breath again.

Emily: Thomas, I have to tell you something. I'm Pregnant!

Thomas: *Jaw drops to ground. What?

Emily: I'm gonna have a baby! You're gonna be a dad!

Thomas was so excited that he wheeshed mud on Lady.

Lady: THOMAS!!!

Thomas: Uh, wasn't me. Emily I was worried that something bad was happening to you. Why didn't you tell me?

Emily: I wanted it to be a surprise.

Thomas: Well it was a great surprise honey.

Then Rosie pulled up along side.

Rosie: Well well well. What have we here?

Emily: Go away Rosie.

Lady decided to go back to her mountain. But not before spaying Rosie with the mud that had sprayed her.

Rosie: Not again!!

Thomas: Can you please leave us alone Rosie.?

Rosie: Thomas just so you know, Fatty is having one of your relatives come soon. Says his name is Mike.

And Rosie went to the wash down.

Thomas: *Standing in trace with Rosie saying the word Mike. NOOOOOOO! Not him! Anything but him!

Emily: Thomas what's wrong?

But I must not tell you anymore or I shall spoil the next story.

=Thomas and the Obnoxious Engine=

Thomas had been in the sheds for 2 hours after he heard the news from last episode and got a note. The other engines were beginning to worry about him.

Percy: What's wrong Thomas?

Emily: And whose that letter from? *takes it.

Emily was surprised to see that on the letter was a picture of another engine. It looked Just like Thomas.

James: Who is that guy?

Thomas: Uh, what guy?

Molly: The engine on the picture.

Thomas: *Takes letter and eats it. Uh, no one?

The other engines stared at him.

Thomas: Oh alright! I give up! *Spits note back out. His name is Mike. He's my Cousin.

Other Engines: Your Cousin!?

Thomas: Yes. And I hate him!

Emily: Why would you hate your own cousin?

Thomas: You don't know Mike like I do Emily. He's not the kind of engine you'd want to hang around with.

Gordon: I bet he can't be that bad.

Thomas: He is that bad. He's selfish and rude, even when we were kids.

Emily: That's awful. At least he can't take me away from you.

Thomas: I guess you are right.

Just then, Fatty waddled over.

Fatty: Good news everyone, I heard that there's gonna be a new Mc Donalds across the street! And I'm gonna be the first one there!

Nobody cared. So Fatty went to something else.

Fatty: Also, Mike ain't just visiting, he is staying here with us! He will arrive first thing in the morning.

Thomas was not happy.

Thomas: AW CRAP!

Emily: Oh cheer up honey. Just thing instead about our baby coming soon.

Thomas could see Emily's boiler had begun to swell. (That's how engine's conceive.)

Thomas: You're right Emily. Maybe a good night sleep will help me feel better.

But that night, he started to have bad dreams about Mike. In the dream, all the engines were in the sheds when suddenly, an axe started chopping on his door witch woke up all the engines.

Mike: Heeeeeeeeeerrrreee's MIKEY!

Thomas:(dreaming) please Mike don't hurt us.

Mike: Time to play hospital! *Laughs like a maniac.

then Thomas hears screaming from the other engines, Thomas woke with a fright.

Thomas: What a nightmare.

The next morning Thomas had to get up early.

Thomas:(yawning) Time to head to the docks.

He had to collect some crates of machinery ands take them to the farms. But when Thomas got there, he saw an unpleasant sight.

Thomas: Oh no. It's Mike!

Mike looked exactly like Thomas. But he had his name where Thomas had his number. Thomas hid behind a line of cars. He hoped Mike hadn't seen him.

Mike: Thomas, is that you?

Thomas: Drat! *Sighs. Hello Mike.

Just then, Emily arrived. She was delivering some stones.

Emily: Thomas, is that your Cousin? He looks just like you.

Thomas: Yes.

Emily: Can I meet him?

Thomas: Sure.

So they puffed up to him.

Thomas: Mike this is my wife Emily.

Mike: Hi Emily. You're even fatter than I thought you'd be.

Emily: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT!?

Mike: Yep. Yes I am.

Emily: I'M NOT FAT! I'm pregnant.

Mike: Pregnant!? Thomas, why didn't you tell me she's pregnant?

Thomas: Because I hate you.

Mike: Anyway, do you want to hear the time that Thomas ran from a black bear Emily?

Thomas: Please Mike, not that story again.

Mike: I will tell it anyway. So me and Thomas were puffing through the woods when he hit a black bear and boy did he run, the bear had chased him into a tree, I laugh so had I thought my dome would crack.

Thomas: I only hit that bear because you pushed me into him.

Mike: I had to clean my Buffers, they were covered in mud and also I was drunk.

Thomas: oh now I remember.

he said, then fatty came up.

Fatty: Thomas I need Mike to take Annie and Clarabel to have a fresh coat of paint, go show him were they are.

Thomas: but sir..

Fatty: no buts Thomas now go.

Thomas was cross, he did not want Mike to pull Annie and Clarabel.

Thomas: alright come on Mike lets go.

Mike: right behind you.

He said, soon they found Annie and Clarabel.

Thomas: hey girls this is my Cousin Mike and Fatty says he is to take you to have a fresh coat of paint.

Annie: well hello Mike.

Clarabel: you look like a nice little engine.

Mike: well then lets go.

Thomas: take care of them will you, I know how you are with coaches.

Mike: Don't worry Thomas I will be very careful with them.

he said and left soon they were repainted, it was dark when he got them back to the shed.

Mike: good night you two now to find a place to sleep.

Annie: you could stay with us tonight if you like.

Mike:(yawning) you sure.

Clarabel: yes we are sure.

Mike: thanks.

Annie and Clarabel: your welcome.

they said, the next day he went to work.

Molly: hello you must be Mike.

Mike: yes who are you.

Molly: my name is Molly, do you want to help me with some work.

Mike: sure It will be better than waiting for Thomas.

he said, soon they were working hard.

Gordon: you Mike.

Mike: yes I am you look like a galloping sausage.

Gordon: Why I outa..... you little!

Mike: bye looser.

he said, this made Gordon very cross.

Gordon: now I understand why Thomas hates him.

he said, latter Mike was making fun of James.

Mike: well James do you like your paint now or when you were painted as a bee.

James: shut up It is not funny, how do you know about that.

said James, Mike thought then he had an idea.

Mike: Thomas told me.

just then Thomas came in.

James: did you tell Mike of the time I was painted as a bee.

Thomas: no I was helping my wife Emily.

James: are you sure?

Thomas: yes I am sure.

He said, and Mike left.

Thomas: now you understand why I hate him.

later that night Mike was staying at Tidmouth sheds, the next day He had to get up early to work.

Mike: what should I do today.

he wandered then Fatty came up.

Fatty: Mike you are to help Flora.

Mike: yes sir.

And he left to find her. Flora the Steam Tram was the only girl on Sodor without a boyfriend (besides Lady). And she was beginning to feel lonely as she rolled along the line.

Flora: It's not fair, It's not fair at all. Why don't I have a boyfriend? Maybe it's because my butt is bigger than an express coach.

Soon Mike arrived at the Docks.

Mike: I wonder where she is.

Just then, Salty pulled up.

Salty: Ahoy Matey, who are ye looking for.

Mike: I am looking for some engine named Flora.

Salty: Oh you can find her in one of the warehouses. This reminds me of a story...

But Mike got bored after he said that and left. He looked in the first warehouse, then the second, he came to the next warehouse but it was so dark he could not see a thing.

Mike: I say if anyone is in there please come out and show your self.

he said there was no reply.

Mike: alright have it your way then I am coming in.

he said so he lit his lamp and puffed forward soon his light hit Flora.

Mike: are you Flora.

Flora:(sadly) yes I am who are you.

she was still upset at the fact that she did not have a boyfriend.

Mike: I am Mike Thomas' Cousin

Flora: you do look like him but you have a scar, could you get me to the water tower.

Mike: alright lets go.

he said soon Flora was at the water tower.

Flora: thanks for helping me Mike, now I cant do shunting by my self.

Mike: don't worry cute Flora ive been told to help you.

Flora: you think I am cute.

Mike: yes.

Flora: no one has called me cute before, you are the first one to do so.

Mike: thanks now lets get to work.

he said, Meanwhile Thomas was working with Emily on his branch line.

Emily: I wonder how Mike is doing.

Thomas:(angry) who cares.

Emily:(angry) Thomas how can you say that.

Thomas: I remember a time when I came to visit him, he was playing with a knife I told him to give me the knife but instead he tried to hit me with it but missed and cut himself in the face thats how he got the scar, and that is why I hate him.

Emily: Thomas I did not know.

Thomas: its alright.

he said, later Mike got done helping Flora and wanted to do something fun.

Mike: what is this place.

he said as he entered the steam works.

Mike: this place is huge.

Victor: thanks.

Mike:(scared) who said that.

Victor: I did, are you Thomas' Cousin.

Mike: yes I am, I cant baleave that I am seeing a narrow gage engine.

he said, then Diesel 10 came in.

Diesel 10: guess who is back, now I am looking for Thomas.

Victor: Diesel 10 what are you doing here.

Mike: Diesel 10 why don't you take that arm and shove it.

He said, and left Diesel 10 was now very cross.

Diesel 10:(very Cross) that engine is dead.

He said and left, just then Thomas came in.

Victor: Thomas your Cousin is marked for death.

Thomas: how?

Victor: he just toled Diesel 10 to shove that arm of his.

Thomas: oh dear what will we tell Flora.

he said, later Mike was working when Diesel 10 came up.

Mike: here is the big and tough Diesel 10 with a crushing claw.

Diesel 10: you do know that I will get you.

just then Thomas and Flora came up.

Thomas: Mike is not the one in trouble you are.

said Thomas as pulled out the stone seen in the last episode.

Thomas: Time to call the engine you hate, magic stone we need Lady here.

Diesel 10: anything but her!

he said, then the stone flew into the air and in a shower of gold dust Lady appeared.

Lady: Diesel 10 I have foreseen you return, now with this dust you will lose that arm of yours.

she said, then she blew some gold dust from her funnel and it fell on Diesel 10 his arm then shattered into pieces.

Diesel 10: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!, I am out of here and I will never return.

he said and in a cloud of smog he was gone.

Mike: thanks Thomas.

Thomas: you welcome, you know having you here may not be so bad.

Mike: I am sorry about trying to hit you with that knife long ago, so Thomas want to race.

Thomas: sure.

Lady: I have to go now see you all later.

she said and left in a shower of gold dust, then some trucks of coal were heading for Flora.

Flora: help me.

Mike: Thomas the race is on hold.

Flora shut her eyes, when she herd the crash she opened them to see that Mike got into the path of the trucks.

Mike: I got in the way because you remind me of a childhood Friend I use to play with years ago.

Flora: I do?

Mike: yes, but she died over the summer.

Flora: how did she die?

Mike:(sadly) she was scraped.

Flora: how about I get you to the steam works.

Mike: ok you can take me away.

he said soon they got to the steam works.

Mike: thanks.

Flora(blushes) your welcome.

She said, later she was thinking about Mike.

Flora: he is probably the one for me! he did say I am cute should I try to go for him.

She wondered, meanwhile Mike was talking to Mavis.

Mike: could you give me info on Flora?

Mavis: she is a kind and sensitive engine, and she is the only one with out a boyfriend she can not figure out why.

Mike: thanks for telling me.

Mavis: Your welcome.

she said as Toby entered the quarry, when Mavis saw him Toby got scared.

Mavis: oh Toby want to make out.

Toby: dear god why!.

He said and Mike left, later Toby came up to Mike with kissing marks all over his face.

Toby: so you Mike.

Mike: yes Looks like Mavis got you good.

he said, later Flora was crying.

Flora:(sobbing) WAAAAA! that is it I will never have a boyfriend, no one likes me might as well scrap my self.

she said and left, but she did not know that Hank was listing to what she said.

Hank: I must find help.

he said son he found Mike and tolled him every thing she said.

Mike: quick can you get me to the scrap yard.

Hank: sure.

he said and they rushed off it was not long before they reached the Scrap yard.

Mike: we are here.

Then he saw Flora heading for some big doors.

Mike:(shouting) FLORA!!!.

he shouted she herd him and stopped.

Flora: Mike how did you get here.

Mike: Hank showed me, now why are you trying to scrap your self.

Flora:(sadly) no one likes me, and I cant seem to find a boyfriend.

Mike: well you can stop looking because I am the one for you.

Flora:(surprised) you would do that for me.

she said, she was so happy that she rang her bell in joy.

Flora:(happily) oh thank you, you don't know how much this means to me I have been feeling so lonely.

she said and gave him a very big and long kiss, then Thomas came up he was pulling some meatel to be scraped.

Mike: Thomas why did you not tell me that Flora was beautiful.

Thomas:I guess it is becauseI was so madat you I forgot.

Mike: Annie and Clarabel toled me about the time you left there conducter behind, wish I could of been there.

he said later Flora and Mike were heading home together and from then on Flora would never be alone. but wait there is still more to come so see you later.