User:Mcqueen9000

Hello. My name is Mcqueen9000, this is also my Club Penguin name and name on Endless Ocean wikia.

I hear a lot of people saying, "Thomas is for babies!" these days. I am 14 years old, but I don't think Thomas and Friends is for babies.

Oh, sure, HiT Entertainment has restyled Thomas for younger people, but there's still Seasons 1-4, which are (mostly) based off of Railway Series stories.

I am also a fan of Cars, WALL-E, Monsters vs. Aliens, Home Improvement, Harry Potter, TUGS, M*A*S*H, The Beatles, Endless Ocean, and many more!

The following are parodies I've made:

HOME IMPROVEMENT
Thomas as Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

Emily as Jill Taylor

Gordon as Brad Taylor

James as Randy Taylor

Percy as Mark Taylor

Henry as Al Borland

Mavis as Heidi

Toby as Wilson

Molly as Lisa

Duck as Marty

Donald as Harry

Douglas as Benny

Flora as Dr. Ilene Markham

M*A*S*H
Thomas as Hawkeye

Toby as Father Mulcahy

Emily as "Hot Lips" Houlihan

Henry as Klinger

Duck as John McIntyre

Diesel as Henry Blake

James as Frank Burns

Percy as Radar

BoCo as BJ Hunnicutt

The Fat Controller as Sherman Potter

Edward as Charles Winchester

Get Smart
Thomas as Maxwell Smart

Emily as Agent 99

The Fat Controller as the Chief of CONTROL

James as Agent 23

the Little Engines as various other CONTROL agents

Diesel as Siegfried

'Arry and Bert as Shtarker

Diesel 10 as Dalip

Bill as Larabee

Ben as Agent 91

Rosie as Julie

The Diesel as Ladislah Kristic

Molly as the Russian baker

Fergus as Agent 13

Donald and Douglas as the CONTROL security guards

My rock story
Thomas as John Lennon

Percy as Paul McCartney

James as George Harrison

Edward as Ringo Starr

Diesel as Mick Jagger

'Arry as Keith Richards

Bert as Brian Jones

Splatter as Bill Wyman

Dodge as Charlie Watts

Dennis as Roger Daltrey

Diesel 10 as Pete Townshend

Whiff as John Entwistle

199 as Keith Moon

Gordon as Jimi Hendrix

Sir Handel as Robert Plant

Peter Sam as Jimmy Page

Rusty as John Paul Jones

Duncan as John Bonham

Freddie as Freddie Mercury

Mighty Mac as Brian May

Rheneas as John Deacon

Skarloey as Roger Taylor

Hiro as Bob Marley

Salty as David Lee Roth

Bertie as Eddie Van Halen

Terence as Alex Van Halen

Harvey as Michael Antony

The Diesel as Johnny Rotten

George as Sid Vicious

Max as Steve Jones

Monty as Paul Cook

Jack as Syd Barrett

Alfie as David Gilmour

Byron as Roger Waters

Kelly as Richard Wright

Buster as Nick Mason

Harold as Geddy Lee

Jeremy as Alex Lifeson

Cranky as Neil Peart

Henry as Angus Young

Edward as Malcolm Young

Rocky as Brian Johnson

Hector as Cliff Williams

Trevor as Phil Rudd

Toby as Phil Lynott

Stepney as Brian Downey

Bill as Scott Gorham

Ben as Brian Robertson

Emily as Anni-Frid "Frida" Lungstad

Molly as Agnetha Faltskog

Neville as Benny Andersson

Murdoch as Bjorn Ulvaeus

The following is the revised story of:

The Mad Bomber
Chapter 1: Introduction

the narrator: Thomas is a small blue tank engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome. He is a really useful engine and gets his work done without fuss with his two carrages: Annie and Clarabel.

His best friends are Percy, James, Edward, Emily, Henry, Gordon and Toby.

Thomas works on The Fat Controller's railway, which is mostly steam engines, but it has a few diesels of it's own, like Mavis, Daisy and BoCo.

Thomas has some non-rail friends, too, like Bertie, Terence, Harold, Jeremy, Cranky, Trevor, Jack, Alfie and Kevin.

Thomas works hard all very much.

Chapter 2: The First Explosion

the narrator: Thomas was shunting coal trucks in the yard all morning with Oliver. They would then go to the wharf and pick up some slates trucks to take to the docks. They finished shunting and raced to the wharf to pick up the slate trucks. The wharf was lively and friendly and there was Skarloey. He worked on a small railway of his own with his friends: Rheneas, Sir Handel, Peter Sam, Rusty, Duncan, Ivo Hugh, Duke, Bertram, Mighty Mac and Freddie. Any friend of Skarloey's was a friend of Thomas'. Rheneas told Thomas the news on the railway, Bertram would tell Thomas stories, most particullary the time he was discovered by Toby in the old mine, and Thomas would watch Duke and Freddie argue over who was the oldest on the railway.

Then Duncan came up to him.

Duncan: "Ever heard about the railway that keeps Proteus, Little Barford and Smudger in service?"

Thomas: "Yeah, what about it?"

Duncan:"it's going out of business due to poor sales."

Thomas: "Oh no. What's going to happen to it?"

Duncan:"Don't worry. There's probably gonna be a happy ending. The Thin Controller is thinking of buying the railway and adding it on to ours."

Thomas: "Oh, that's good,"

Duncan: "Indeed. Proteus is our hero. We'd love to see him in person. We've only heard of him when Skarloey told us about him when the incline broke and when his statue was first uneviled in the twelfth season.

the narrator: Oliver was not a big fan of the little engines' stories. So he collected his slate trucks and took off.

Then he went up Gordon's Hill.

Oliver: "I don't understand it, Toad. The little engines tell such stupid stories. Why do they even..."

KA-FRICKING-BOOM!

Oliver: "What the hell happened?"

the narrator: An explosion happened at the wharf. Oliver raced back as fast as he could.

Chapter 3: A Shocking surprise

the narrator: Oliver raced back to the wharf and found found an explosion happened there. The little engines looked petrified. Oliver did not like what he was seeing, either.

Oliver: "WHAT DID YOU DO NOW, YOU PUNKS?!!"

the narrator: Oliver raced towards a crane and saw a huge hole in the ground.

Oliver: "OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THIS!"

the narrator: Oliver saw Thomas in the hole, dented, burnt and badly in need of repairs.

Oliver fectched Rocky to fish Thomas out of the hole. The Fat Controller arrived, too. He heard the explosion as well.

The Fat Controller: "Thomas! What happened?"

Thomas: "I don't know, Sir. One minute I'm collecting my trucks, doing as you told me, and the next thing I know, I've fallen into a black hole.

The Fat Controller: "How could they let this slip past them?! A terrorist is on our railway and..."

Thomas: "Excuse me, Sir, sorry to interrupt, but who's 'them'?"

Freddie: "The 'them,' Thomas, is the people who protect the island."

Duke: "Yes, they go in day and night shifts to protect the island and make sure no terrorists with bombs or rockets or bullets attack."

Thomas: "But then, how did that crook manage to slip past them?"

Freddie: "I don't know, Thomas, maybe someone was still clever enough to hoodwink them somehow."

Duke: "Maybe that terrorist hypnotized him."

Thomas: "Could."

Duke: "And it's all thanks to the fact that I am the oldest on the railway."

Freddie: "No, I am the oldest on the railway."

Duke: "No, I am!"

Freddie: "I AM!"

Duke: "I AM!"

Freddie: "I AM!"

Rheneas: "Shut up, both of you, you make me sick, arguing over being oldest after saying your theory of how a terrorist got past security."

Skarloey: "Yeah. Besides, every one knows Rheneas and I are the oldest. We both first came to the railway in 1865, so that makes US the oldest."

(awkward silence)

Duke: "That actually makes sense."

Freddie: "Yeah. That's before either of us were even BUILT."

Skarloey: "Thank you."

The Fat Controller: "Yes, thank you, but as for you, Thomas, you are in very bad shape, you must go to the Steamworks right now."

Thomas: "Yes sir."

The Fat Controller: "Now, for the rest of you," (referring to Oliver, Toad, Rocky and the little engines) "I strongly recommend caution to all."

Chapter 4: Andy Diesel

The narrator: That night, at Tidmouth Sheds, all the engines were worried. Thomas had not come back for quite a while.

Henry: "What has happened to Thomas?"

Emily: "He has not returned for a while."

Edward: "Maybe he broke down."

James: "Bullshit! He went to get a shiny red coat like mine!"

The narrator: "But Percy was worried the most. Thomas was his best friend."

Percy: "Thomas is my best friend. What has happened to him?"

the narrator: "Just then, the Fat Controller drove up."

The Fat Controller: "Thomas has had an accident and has been sent for repairs."

Percy: "Oh no! What happened?!"

The Fat Controller: "That, Percy, is top secret. I cannot tell you at this point."

The narrator: "Percy was dissapointed."

Percy: "OK, Sir."

The Fat Controller: "Tomorrow, a new engine will come tomorrow to do Thomas' work while he's away."

Gordon: "Who, sir?"

The Fat Controller: "I have not chosen which one yet, Gordon. I will tell you tomorow."

the narrator: "And with that, the Fat Controller drove away."

James: "I hope this new engine isn't a diesel."

Henry: "I hope this new engine cares I need special coal."

Gordon: "Henry, you don't need special coal anymore, that problem was solved in The Flying Kipper, remember?"

Henry: "Oh yeah, I keep forgetting about that."

Emily: "Yeah, you've made that same mistake in It's Good to be Gordon, Toby's Afternoon Off, Creaky Cranky and Steamy Sodor."

Henry: "Yeah. it's a continuining error in the television show. But there's nothing I can do about it."

The narrator: "The next morning, all the engines came. The Fat Controller had summoned them."

The Fat Controller: "Thomas has had an accident and has been sent for repairs. While he's away, a Class 40 named Andy Diesel will do his branchline work."

The narrator: "Annie and Clarabel weren't happy with this. They did not like diesels pulling them, with the exception of Mavis, Daisy and Salty. Andy's arrival did not please The Diesel, either."

The Diesel: "Oh no! Not him!"

Gordon: "What's wrong?"

The Diesel: "Remember the time I came on trial, broke down and snuck out while you were farwelling Stepney?"

Edward: "Yeah. How did you end up back here? I keep forgetting."

The Diesel: "I was given a second chance after Hiro went to the Steamworks for repairs. I realized the error of my ways and changed my attitude. I got to stay ever since. Anyway, after I left, Andy yelled at me for not dealing with you guys like "a diesel." When I came back here, he called me "a traitor to my own cause." He will probably want to get even with me now."

The narrator: Sure enough...

Andy Diesel: "Oh it's you. I will get even with you one day soon, you traitor."

The Diesel: "Oh, YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!"

Henry: "Diesel!"

Emily: "No!"

James: "He's not worth it!"

The narrator: "the others had to hold The Diesel back to prevent him from attacking Andy."

The Diesel: "LET ME HURT IM! JUST A LITTLE BIT!"

Edward: "Diesel, no. You'll get in trouble with the Fat Controller."

Gordon: "Yeah, it's not worth it."

Emily (referring to Andy): "Hey!"

Andy (sarcastically): "OK, I'm trembeling."

Emily (sternly): "You better watch it."

James: (giving Andy a less-then-promising look)

the narrator: "Andy was here to do Thomas' work and there was nothing anyone could do about it."

Chapter 5: The Small But Painful Fight

The narrator: Everyone was cross.

James: "WHY WOULD THE FAT CONTROLLER BRING THAT LUGNUT HERE TO WORK ON OUR RAILWAY?!"

Emily: "I know. Ohhhhhhh....If that ANDY DIESEL better WATCH THE FUCK OUT!!"

Henry: "OR WE'LL GODDAMN SEND HIM BACK TO THE MAINLAND WHERE HE BELONGS!!!"

Percy: "Hey. You guys are swearing a lot. Shouldn't we be worried about the kids in the audience?"

James: "Nah, that's all right, Perce. This movie is rated PG-13."

Percy: "What's PG-13?"

Toby: "PG-13 is the rated for movies where only teenagers (IE kids 13 and older) are allowed to watch."

Emily: "They've been exposed to swearing and fighting and violence during Middle School and High School, so we don't need to worry about that."

Gordon: "Anyway, BACK TO THE MOVIE."

The narrator: Just then, BoCo pulled up to..."

James: "Hey, Ringo, give it a rest, will ya?"

The narrator: "What? I'm just saying what's going on."

Henry: "Who are you kidding? The people in the audience are 13, 14 or 15 years old. The can see it for themselves."

The narrator: "Well, yeah, but..."

Emily: "All right, I've had enough. Ringo, Pick up your checkbook and your drumsticks and get the fuck..."

The narrator: "Whoa, hold on! Hold did you know..."

Edward: "Face it. Everyone knows The Beatles by now."

Gordon: "They were the best rock band ever! Right next to the Rolling Stones, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Sex Pistols..."

James: "Huh. And God bless you, Sid, God bless you."

the narrator: "Now wait a minute! You can't just fire me, that's David Mitton's job!"

Henry: "David Mitton is DEAD!"

Toby: "NO HE IS NOT!"

James: "YES HE IS!"

All arguing at once: "NO HE'S NOT!" "YES HE IS!" "THAT'S JUST NASTY!" "RICHARD STARKEY..." "IS GOING TO LEAVE!" "IS GOING TO HOUND OF YOU..."

(Percy plays "All You Need (is Love)" on his radio and the arguing stops)

the narrator: "Sigh...I remember that song in 1967...

Henry: "Eh, he's right, we should stop fighting..."

the narrator: "It was played on Our World, watched by over 400,000,000 viewers..."

James: "Yeah, we should be fighting more about Andy Diesel..."

Gordon: "Ringo, we're sorry about that."

the narrator: "Oh, that's all right...No harm done...No one ever thinks about a drummer..." (starts to cry) "...Because...a drummer...is never loved..."

Emily: "Oh yeah, I forgot, Ringo quit the band in 1968 because he felt unloved and out of business while John, Paul and George had conversations without him."

Edward: "I think we owe someone an apology..."

All: "Ringo, we're really sorry about what we did to you. We really love you as our narrator..."

the narrator: "What? You mean it, don't you? All right, apology accepted. I will stay!"

All: "Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Percy: "And, uh, what about the story?"

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Chapter 6 coming soon...