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For other uses, see Sir Topham Hatt (disambiguation).

Sir Topham Hatt is a song from the fifth series dedicated to Sir Topham Hatt, the Fat Controller. The tune is based on his theme tune. A thirty second version of this song was in an airing of Storytime with Thomas.

Lyrics

Original version

VERSE 1:

His name is Sir Topham Hatt
Some people say he's...
Stout!! - rather rotund
really quite round
but he doesn't see it like that!
He considers he's a gentleman
of merit
With a railway exquisitely fine
But his main aim
is to see that his trains
Run right on time!
CHORUS:
Sir Top - Sir Topham Hatt
He's the head of the railway
There is no doubt about that
Controller of the line
It's plain as plain can be
For everyone to see
That it's The Fat Controller's
Railway
One day he was having
breakfast
When Thomas decided to call
He arrived unexpected
and quite uninvited
Straight through
the dining room wall!
"My goodness"
said the Controller
"Why didn't you knock
on the door"
"This won't do at all
Just look at my wall"
"And my breakfast's on the floor"
(CHORUS)
BRIDGE:
He's so proud of his engines
Each and everyone
And though he's strict
and meticulous
Favourites he has none
If ever there is trouble
You know who will be there
"If there is ever a crash
a smash or a muddle!
He's there at the double
No trouble!"
'Cause it's
The Fat Controller's Railway
When Henry stayed in the tunnel
Everyone tried to push
But Sir Topham Hatt
would have none of that
"My doctor has forbidden me
to push"
And one day the wind
blew his hat off
A goat in the field
saw his chance
He just picked up the hat
said "thank you for that"
And ate it up for lunch!
(CHORUS)
(REPEAT CHORUS)
The Fat Controller's Railway
Sir Topham Hatt

Thomas Saves the Day

Sir Top - Sir Topham Hatt, he's the head of the railway!
There is no doubt about that, controller of the line!
It's as plain as plain can be for everyone to see that he's Controller of the Railway!
I'm so proud of my engines, each and every one!
And though I'm strict and meticulous, favourites I've had none.
If ever there is trouble, you know who will be there
"If there's ever a crash, a smash or a muddle, he's there on the double, no trouble!"
'Cause he's Controller of the Railway!
My Grandfather's Railway!
Sir Top...ham...Hatt!

Characters

Locations

Footage Used

Deleted and Extended Scenes

  • No Joke for James - An extended scene of James arriving at Elsbridge with the Red Express Coaches where the Fat Controller was waiting for him.
  • Paint Pots and Queens - A deleted scene of Gordon leaving Knapford while pulling the Royal Train.
  • A Better View for Gordon - An extended shot of the Fat Controller and Gordon's crew elevating up on the lift to talk to Gordon.
  • Lady Hatt's Birthday Party:
    • A deleted scene of the Fat Controller in his office.
    • An extended scene of the Fat Controller's car passing James.
  • Baa!:
    • A deleted close-up of the Fat Controller standing on Duck.
    • The background of the ram eating the Fat Controller's hat has ben changed to grassy field to resemble the one in Edward, Gordon and Henry.
  • Double Teething Troubles - An extended ending of BoCo coming up to Bill, Ben and the Fat Controller.
  • Oliver's Find - Two deleted shots of the Fat Controller inspecting the house.

Trivia

  • This is the only song in the fifth series to not have the title card appear in the opening theme and to not have a version without on-screen lyrics.
  • The Thomas Saves the Day version removes all references to the name "Fat Controller".
  • This is the last song where the Fat Controller is referred to as such in the US.
  • An instrumental snippet of this song is heard in Goodbye Fat Controller.
  • Despite the second verse says that Thomas crashed into the Fat Controller's house, it was actually the Tidmouth Stationmaster's house in the second series episode, Thomas Comes to Breakfast. This is not a goof because it was just to fit the song.

Goofs

  • The shot of Percy backing into Knapford in Duck Takes Charge at the beginning is reversed. Due to this, steam is seen going back into his funnel.
  • During the lines "That it's The Fat Controller's" (first chorus) and "For everyone to see" (third chorus), the lyrics fade out too early.

In Other Languages

Language Title
Japanese トップハム・ハットきょうのうた
Latin American Spanish La Canción de Sir Topham Hatt

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